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The 5 is seen not on the bill.

feeds@yuku.com (Mrowisthekittysound) — Sun, 08 Nov 2009 17:39:35 GMT

Great confusion is drawn towards controversiar issue at foot. The five bill, when held to light, has 5? In Canadian Country, is correct or not? Friends of my own told of such, that when held to light a 5 appears to the paper. I see not, when pressed to the bulb of light in the ramp of the bed next to. Is something wrong with the five? I see not what is foretold. This frustrations me and makes me urge to feel and pull the eyeballs of my own out of the head. Confusing as is, is there behind the...

The meaning of living is?

feeds@yuku.com (Mrowisthekittysound) — Sun, 08 Nov 2009 17:22:01 GMT

I am unsure of this question, which comes to answer "Meaning of live?" This is what? The living of me is behind what purpose? Why is creation of me made to be broadcast to the world of people.? Is you the person to answer, forward stepping and lead me to the resolvement of the issue at foot.

Thanks of many to all you.

Mein internet connection is gebroken!

feeds@yuku.com (ngyonghan) — Sat, 07 Nov 2009 08:21:41 GMT

Ja! On Montag, it is of my ADSM mohdems the not works. The connection is missing link. Calling the customer service, to repareet the exchange site around, but to no avail.

On the other days, it is remain gebroken. If it reamin that way, I is to temporary get a wireless broadband prepaid firstly wheile they reck-tify the problem. Unfackingately, the stupid SIM card is not being to activated at all.

Then later, they technicians are come on my house to seeing what problem is....

Special species?

feeds@yuku.com (hexflash0revo) — Fri, 06 Nov 2009 09:27:50 GMT

Paya (Cow Feet)

Television has sucess! For once.

feeds@yuku.com (LiscOS439) — Sat, 24 Oct 2009 16:02:20 GMT

BBC thought good and have put Kraftwerk Minimum-Maximum auf BBC Vier.
Machine the Man!

"I am man business"

I have want on the grow in the drak suit for riding the bicycle.

Up! Date! Of KF.

feeds@yuku.com (kohakufox) — Thu, 22 Oct 2009 07:45:56 GMT

Sorry I be of the absence of longness. Too much of business as of life as much of the go ons be of stresses. Dearest Mother be of hospital stay of long as of surgery to help of her walking be done, ands now she of rehab hospital. I of seeing her three times of the weeks, then much of homework ands the "arbeit" ( Germans for work) I do. Much of the migraine from much to do ands need of breaking todays so make of update.

Also the boyfiend of the UK kind of come in life. He...

Need work with houseshool topic

feeds@yuku.com (lerning2maksins) — Wed, 21 Oct 2009 09:25:38 GMT

My name is lerning2maksins cause I am graphic design pupil at a college and I need help/learning with history's engrish. Most importantly is history of mayan glyph from mexico (south america, lower). Like ancient mayan stone glyhs that say aztec badly, like, "Cave to store corn is not open" instead to aztecs it say "Corn cave is not welcome." See? Right!

Wikipedia does not include such history, do you know?

The Drink

feeds@yuku.com (Spoony) — Tue, 13 Oct 2009 18:21:08 GMT

With much observance the drink beverage in other threads, let's discuss! The top 5 favorites of you!!! Alcoholics or not!

Spoony is:

Water (This is warn of you in Desert Arid Zona. Drink very lots.)
Coffee (let's plain coffee, or Starbuck Pumpkin calorie from hell delicious Latte coffee. Once again not our friend Coffee, though he is not a drink)
Roots Beer (I'm variety brands. Barq's prefers me, but also small gourmet is too)
...

You false engrish speechers!!

feeds@yuku.com (8utt3rs) — Tue, 13 Oct 2009 00:52:23 GMT

You false engrish sayers, you no don't how to real say engrish

i am a really Chinglish, eh, I min, I real Chinese!

yours england is too false, reallly, know it?

Real engrish should be sayed by real chinese man , you know?

I very proud to say that I speech real engrish

sanks!!

I am! Return!

feeds@yuku.com (milletdavid7) — Thu, 08 Oct 2009 12:30:17 GMT

Hello is made again, to you everybody! I am happy for return to Engrish massage boards. New the house! And job! I am celebrate!

YOU PAY NOW!!

feeds@yuku.com (BEAVERMOBILE) — Mon, 05 Oct 2009 14:12:58 GMT

Round eye

genius?

feeds@yuku.com (c irony) — Fri, 02 Oct 2009 12:38:47 GMT

Does it see to anyone that David Rettelman
say "O!" it door it knocking for Me!
Jay Reno! taste it.

Umbrella's....

feeds@yuku.com (peekbird) — Wed, 30 Sep 2009 09:08:14 GMT

Another funny one on www.familypeek.com
Check it out, I wonder what type of umbrella's these are :-)

Second wife...?

feeds@yuku.com (peekbird) — Sat, 26 Sep 2009 06:34:32 GMT

A funny picture I took in Malaysia during my holidays there.
It can be found on http://www.familypeek.com/wordpress

Cheers,
Marcel

Alien Babby Found in Mexico! WTF?!

feeds@yuku.com (kohakufox) — Sat, 19 Sep 2009 18:51:13 GMT

See! The poor alien babby it was of drowning of death by farmer in Mexico! Farmer be of killed by what is to be babby alien's parent figures! Much Engrish ensues as of this article with photographs of wonders of poor wittle alien babby.

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=674_1251638979

Tell me the truth:

feeds@yuku.com (coffeebot) — Wed, 16 Sep 2009 11:24:22 GMT

Somebody posted this at a 'board' as illustration of racism in the South (far, far in the past): and I made a parody of it: and you may now tell me it is funny. Or appropriate, depending on the verve you have experienced.

My car is another!

feeds@yuku.com (LiscOS439) — Sat, 12 Sep 2009 14:04:13 GMT

Vorvo out of work so it has made a purchase of new car.
New car is top of cool shape in the world.
It is named a Rada Liva. Cubic cube car.
One hundrard ponds! It has sat in dealers storing yard for year and one peice.
Engine flowing, noise of working and car give moment of sucess.
What is the method, of showing a picture?

a way to express in english

feeds@yuku.com (nolza95) — Wed, 09 Sep 2009 23:59:55 GMT

http://www.putatalk.com/
until your english conversation skill grows up!

first of all, I developed this site for me.
I need some talk in english.
I've had phone english lesson, webcam english lesson, chatting site,
even reading a english conversation book as soliloquist. those thing
was really helpful but I made up my mind to develop something
different.
so I invent...

Hey, cofflink!

feeds@yuku.com (jmcc) — Fri, 04 Sep 2009 15:51:22 GMT

Guess who I'm shake a hand last night?

Outrageous Bay Leaf Power on an apron?

feeds@yuku.com (Cassiopea) — Wed, 02 Sep 2009 06:53:28 GMT

In addition to the new "Outrageous Bay Leaf Power" tee, I hope the Engrish store will offer an apron with this slogan--maybe a plain black one with white lettering. I would buy it in a heartbeat, and Christmas is just around the corner!