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Smorking?

feeds@yuku.com (LiscOS439) — Mon, 23 Nov 2009 18:17:09 GMT

Is anyone smorking?
My car have minor asplode and smork from under and it wondered how anyone have given it up.
Maybe covering with knickertine patches or give it the special pen? Owners Manuel does not say.

How of to getting friends to be of lovers?

feeds@yuku.com (Mrowisthekittysound) — Sat, 21 Nov 2009 10:11:49 GMT

Friend of mine, he is a very nice of friendly. I do desire to be of lovers status. How is to getting of this?
Relation advise from yous is! Requirment!

Lyricings to of sharing!

feeds@yuku.com (Mrowisthekittysound) — Fri, 20 Nov 2009 21:13:59 GMT

I have of to me the lyricings of mass enjoy. Must I share. From song "I gotta feelings." By the Eyes of Black Peas. Please of you, if lyricings you have, do to the of sharers.
Lyricings correspond as so:
I got the feelings that this night is good of nights, this is of gooding night,
I've got moneys. Lets living to the up.
Mazel Tov!

fear guestions

feeds@yuku.com (jamezilla) — Fri, 20 Nov 2009 18:23:31 GMT

what your fearing? the most fearferl of all thing that conceptuall could you have a fear...
exattle: honest, not afearring spider! never a fear the spider, not the snake, not the shark, not the beetle or flying things,
i'm a very very fearrier lightning!!! OH MY GOD!

what a fear?

Oh my goth!

feeds@yuku.com (Hamstoro) — Fri, 20 Nov 2009 09:40:15 GMT

Look here and seeinged it the HamstORO. He is relic of paste days engrish massage broad. I wander about anyone remembered me? So I PEEP! PEEP! in on a you with scritch and scratch to enquirer. Hello again engrish massage broad.

Super Funny Twitter Account! http://twitter.com/newsfromsweetie

feeds@yuku.com (ratat) — Thu, 19 Nov 2009 17:33:35 GMT

guys, you need to check this out: http://twitter.com/newsfromsweetie
if you like engrish, you'll like this for sure.
it's one-liners from someone's old love letters from a French guy with very broken english.

just had to share...it's hilarious!

-ratat

my newest existence!!!

feeds@yuku.com (jamezilla) — Thu, 19 Nov 2009 16:07:29 GMT

greet,
i am your new friend and favorite? that is the hopeful!
tell me name! tell me what from? tell me what the best of your informatoins is!
thanks you,
but now the learning in classroom about the sign language,
(she returns later for further intrresting talk)

OK!!
j.

Wordings of Advise.

feeds@yuku.com (Mrowisthekittysound) — Tue, 17 Nov 2009 09:38:54 GMT

The wordings of advise, I find in cookie fortune from China restaraunt day yesterday:

"They failure, they alone, if they are not strive."

"Yo Mamma" Jokings? Best that comes to mind?

feeds@yuku.com (Mrowisthekittysound) — Sun, 15 Nov 2009 05:31:19 GMT

Friends of mine use "Yo Mamma" jokings. Do any of yourselves have jokings in mind?

Good foot hear

feeds@yuku.com (Tarnum) — Fri, 13 Nov 2009 06:12:06 GMT

Songs to your listen?

feeds@yuku.com (Mrowisthekittysound) — Thu, 12 Nov 2009 16:25:00 GMT

Songs to me listening: Owl City alongside of the bands of others.
Genres of which are favoriting to my ears are those of rock! and roll! and not to the rapping, altough thought of it to be good by others.

Gaming sites for you to enjoyment?

feeds@yuku.com (Mrowisthekittysound) — Wed, 11 Nov 2009 19:11:25 GMT

Recommends of the gaming sites, for those of lonely who play alone?
Falling of me into this categorization. Helps to me of discovering sitewebs of the newer year.

English essays? Ideas for writing to the please of you.

feeds@yuku.com (Mrowisthekittysound) — Wed, 11 Nov 2009 18:38:46 GMT

English essays for English class, need of topic! What is good topic?
The writing can be of any topic. Please to you of help! Storm of braining! pages of numbers are 5-2

Homework Math Very! Troubling.

feeds@yuku.com (Mrowisthekittysound) — Wed, 11 Nov 2009 10:42:51 GMT

The homework of mathematics is the hardest of mine. So which is the answer of problem presented to me?
Warning to you: Hard is Very!

7 to the power of 8 plus the hundred of 4? Confusing is to me.

Animal Noises of Favorite! Mrow!

feeds@yuku.com (Mrowisthekittysound) — Tue, 10 Nov 2009 13:52:53 GMT

Noises of the animals, to your favorites! Favorites to you are of what?

The noise to me that is of best from animal production: Mrow

The nuts of the squirrel are secretive.

feeds@yuku.com (Mrowisthekittysound) — Mon, 09 Nov 2009 17:58:12 GMT

The squirrel does not have grudge for me, yet he hides nuts of his so there is no chewing for me.

If you help, the assistance is in need of.

The 5 is seen not on the bill.

feeds@yuku.com (Mrowisthekittysound) — Sun, 08 Nov 2009 17:39:35 GMT

Great confusion is drawn towards controversiar issue at foot. The five bill, when held to light, has 5? In Canadian Country, is correct or not? Friends of my own told of such, that when held to light a 5 appears to the paper. I see not, when pressed to the bulb of light in the ramp of the bed next to. Is something wrong with the five? I see not what is foretold. This frustrations me and makes me urge to feel and pull the eyeballs of my own out of the head. Confusing as is, is there behind the...

The meaning of living is?

feeds@yuku.com (Mrowisthekittysound) — Sun, 08 Nov 2009 17:22:01 GMT

I am unsure of this question, which comes to answer "Meaning of live?" This is what? The living of me is behind what purpose? Why is creation of me made to be broadcast to the world of people.? Is you the person to answer, forward stepping and lead me to the resolvement of the issue at foot.

Thanks of many to all you.

Mein internet connection is gebroken!

feeds@yuku.com (ngyonghan) — Sat, 07 Nov 2009 08:21:41 GMT

Ja! On Montag, it is of my ADSM mohdems the not works. The connection is missing link. Calling the customer service, to repareet the exchange site around, but to no avail.

On the other days, it is remain gebroken. If it reamin that way, I is to temporary get a wireless broadband prepaid firstly wheile they reck-tify the problem. Unfackingately, the stupid SIM card is not being to activated at all.

Then later, they technicians are come on my house to seeing what problem is....

Special species?

feeds@yuku.com (hexflash0revo) — Fri, 06 Nov 2009 09:27:50 GMT

Paya (Cow Feet)