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			<title><![CDATA[ Hey, cofflink! ]]></title>
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			<description><![CDATA[ Guess who I&#39;m shake a hand last night? ]]></description>

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			<title><![CDATA[ Alumi hat for fleecing of gaijin ]]></title>
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			<description><![CDATA[ <img src="http://www.crystalair.com/stories/200902/200902006.jpg" alt="image">
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<a target="_blank" href="http://www.crystalair.com/content.php?id=74200902006">http://www.crystalair.com/content.php?id=74200902006</a>
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			<title><![CDATA[ Pauline Baynes ]]></title>
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			<description><![CDATA[ The famous illustrator Pauline Baynes had died.  She was Tolkien&#39;s favorite.  She drew the picture of Garm that I use here.  She also illustrated the
Narnia books for Lewis.
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			<title><![CDATA[ YOUR DRAGONFORCE! On down! ]]></title>
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			<description><![CDATA[ <a title="" href="http://www.myspace.com/dragonforce"></a>Look at here, and HEAR! The speed will getting you off the feet.
<br>
<br>
<a title="" target="_blank" href="http://www.myspace.com/dragonforce">LOOKING HERE</a>
<br>
<br>
The song is Spoony favorite band, new album! Does your already know these?
<br>
<br>
Ultra Beatdown is the new album name! Sounding ferocious to Spoony ears!
<br> ]]></description>

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			<title><![CDATA[ Sirodhara - Ayurvedic Oil Therapy ]]></title>
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			<description><![CDATA[ <p class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: justify; line-height: 150%;"><span style="font-size: 10pt; font-family: Arial;">Sirodhara is a special form of oil
therapy in <strong style=""><a target="_blank" href="http://www.ayuryogashram.com/">Ayurvedic Treatment</a></strong>, characterized by the steady pouring of
Ayurvedic medicated oil over the forehead. This makes the person feel relaxed. It is also the treatment for persons with mental tribulations. The medicated oil
is chosen based on the... ]]></description>

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			<title><![CDATA[ The Digitar Arts ]]></title>
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			<description><![CDATA[ The Spoony another thread: Digitar Art. Much pleasure of recent with Photoshop CS3 in make the illustrations. Started this image in the past time, but today
was decide on finish.
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Is the Mouth of Sauron from Lord of the Rings.
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Feel Enjoy!
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<img src="http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a87/mattsterbenz/MouthOfSauron.jpg" alt="image">
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			<title><![CDATA[ Poritics.  You can vote the better world. ]]></title>
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			<description><![CDATA[ Please you are seeing alternative to Dems &amp; GOP and go here:  <a target="_blank" href="http://madmikein08.com/faq.html">http://madmikein08.com/faq.html</a>
<br>
<br>
Then click cabinet member and your discovery.  Engrish represents yo! ]]></description>

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			<title><![CDATA[ Don't Drink and Surf ]]></title>
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			<description><![CDATA[ Or this may happen:
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			<title><![CDATA[ Coffee Shop Accidentally Forwards Embarassing Internal Emails To Customer ]]></title>
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			<description><![CDATA[ <br>
<a href="http://consumerist.com/352621/coffee-shop-accidentally-forwards-embarassing-internal-emails-to-customer">I just had to laugh at this entry. Gotta love
Consumerist.com</a>
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			<title><![CDATA[ Suddenly I don't feel so good... ]]></title>
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			<description><![CDATA[ <br>
<br>
<a href="http://www.reuters.com/article/healthNews/idUSL2957448420080129?feedType=RSS&amp;feedName=healthNews&amp;rpc=22&amp;sp=true">I got ten more years to
make it back to happy...</a>
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			<title><![CDATA[ Man has created another SUPERBUG!! ]]></title>
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			<description><![CDATA[ <br>
<a target="_blank" href="http://en.rian.ru/science/20080117/97179313.html">They will someday rule the earth...</a>
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			<title><![CDATA[ Harry, I find prefect gift for you ]]></title>
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			<description><![CDATA[ <img src="http://laughingsquid.com/wp-content/uploads/gun-egg-fryers.jpg" width="500" height="377" alt="image">
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<br>
Link: http://www.urbantrendhk.com/product_info.php?product_code=30-359&amp;category_id=1 ]]></description>

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			<title><![CDATA[ Lets painting goal! ]]></title>
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			<description><![CDATA[ One of the goals I set for myself is to paint at least 5 oil paintings each week. These are quick 6x8 inch, 1-3 hour still life studies.<br><br>You will notice most of these paintings are of some random objects. There's going to be so many paintings this year, I need to choose a variety of subjects. Maybe I will update each Sunday with that week's 5 paintings.<br><br>At here! Are the first 5!<br><br><br><a href="http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a87/mattsterbenz/Pecan.jpg"... ]]></description>

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			<title><![CDATA[ RIP George MacDonald Fraser ]]></title>
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			<description><![CDATA[ The author of the Harry Flashman series of historical novels passed away at the age of 82.  RIP, Mr. Fraser.<br><br><!--EZCODE AUTOLINK START--><a href="http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/main.jhtml;jsessionid=RE13QWKPRNEZVQFIQMFSFFWAVCBQ0IV0?xml=/news/2008/01/03/nfraser103.xml">www.telegraph.co.uk/news/...ser103.xml</a><!--EZCODE AUTOLINK END--><div class='signature'><span style="color:gray;font-family:times;font-size:x-small;">"Grattez votre twanger magique, froggy !!"</span></div> ]]></description>

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			<pubDate>Thu, 03 Jan 2008 08:10:21 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[ Knife making ]]></title>
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			<description><![CDATA[ At another forum I visit I met a guy who's Internet name is Panday.  He makes knives as a hobby and has a pretty neat website:  <!--EZCODE AUTOLINK START--><a href="http://thepanday.blogspot.com/">thepanday.blogspot.com/</a><!--EZCODE AUTOLINK END--><br><br>I got interested in knife-making through him and bought one of his and special ordered another.<br>This is the one I bought:<br><br><!--EZCODE IMAGE START--><img... ]]></description>

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			<title><![CDATA[ 54 years too late to help me. ]]></title>
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			<description><![CDATA[ <!--EZCODE LINK START--><a href="http://www.indianpediatrics.net/mar2006/mar-252-254.htm">www.indianpediatrics.net/mar2006/mar-252-254.htm</a><!--EZCODE LINK END--><br><br>Sadly this was published too late to help me at age 5 in some nameless Arizona motel on one of our almost yearly cross country car trips when my Dad got transferred in the USAF.<br><br>I wasn't sure whether to post it in the UKoC forum or not.  The information is not only useful but a potential life saver.<div... ]]></description>

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			<pubDate>Thu, 20 Dec 2007 12:02:17 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[ TOMTE!!!...? ]]></title>
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			<description><![CDATA[ Well.. it turns out that all scandinavian cuntrys are right on the defenitions on &quot;tomte&quot;.. exept Sweden that is (sadly its my homecountry). I can only speak for how things are in Sweden but I think that its not to different in Finland and Norway<br><br>Quote from <br><!--EZCODE AUTOLINK START--><a href="http://www.engrish.com/detail.php?imagename=hokuo.jpg&category=Bags/Packaging&date=1997-03-23">www.engrish.com/detail.ph...1997-03-23</a><!--EZCODE AUTOLINK... ]]></description>

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			<pubDate>Fri, 14 Dec 2007 10:03:00 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[ Award winning labels ]]></title>
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			<description><![CDATA[ It goes without saying:  <!--EZCODE AUTOLINK START--><a href="http://www.mlaw.org/wwl/">www.mlaw.org/wwl/</a><!--EZCODE AUTOLINK END--><div class='signature'><span style="color:red;font-family:century;font-size:xx-small;">Have been dreamed it must be superficially delicious if Curry and Udon eaten at home got together with.</span></div> ]]></description>

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			<pubDate>Mon, 03 Dec 2007 19:08:53 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[ Private ]]></title>
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			<description><![CDATA[ Ok, this is in very poor taste, but I laughed like crazy when I heard it this morning, and the video makes it even funnier.  Oh.  It's a relatively long video and not exactly fast-paced, so be patient.<br><br>Click on Producer Joe Sings The &quot;Private Parts Song.&quot;<br><br><!--EZCODE LINK START--><a href="http://www.freebeerandhotwings.com/joedo.asp">What can Joe do?</a><!--EZCODE LINK END--><div class='signature'>-- <br><img src="http://homepage.mac.com/bobdyer/other/lewis.jpg"... ]]></description>

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			<pubDate>Wed, 14 Nov 2007 16:07:07 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[ Happy Guy Fawkes Day! ]]></title>
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			<description><![CDATA[ Get out those fireworks! <br>To help celebrate, especially for those who haven't yet decided on a favorite Gunpowder Plotter, here is a helpful link to the site of the Center of Fawkesian Pursuits (really):<br><br><!--EZCODE LINK START--><a href="http://www.bcpl.net/~cbladey/guy/html/plotmap.html">www.bcpl.net/~cbladey/guy/html/plotmap.html</a><!--EZCODE LINK END--><br><br>Here he is, burning in effigy:<br><br><!--EZCODE IMAGE START--><img... ]]></description>

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			<pubDate>Mon, 05 Nov 2007 07:08:17 GMT</pubDate>
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