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			<title><![CDATA[ The 5 is seen not on the bill. ]]></title>
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			<description><![CDATA[ Great confusion is drawn towards controversiar issue at foot. The five bill, when held to light, has 5? In Canadian Country, is correct or not? Friends of my
own told of such, that when held to light a 5 appears to the paper. I see not, when pressed to the bulb of light in the ramp of the bed next to. Is something
wrong with the five? I see not what is foretold. This frustrations me and makes me urge to feel and pull the eyeballs of my own out of the head. Confusing as
is, is there behind the... ]]></description>

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			<pubDate>Sun, 08 Nov 2009 17:39:35 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[ The meaning of living is? ]]></title>
			<link>http://engrishmessageboards.yuku.com/topic/5832/t/The-meaning-of-living-is-.html</link>
			<description><![CDATA[ I am unsure of this question, which comes to answer &quot;Meaning of live?&quot; This is what? The living of me is behind what purpose? Why is creation of me
made to be broadcast to the world of people.? Is you the person to answer, forward stepping and lead me to the resolvement of the issue at foot.
<br>
<br>
Thanks of many to all you.
<br>
<br> ]]></description>

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			<pubDate>Sun, 08 Nov 2009 17:22:01 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[ Mein internet connection is gebroken! ]]></title>
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			<description><![CDATA[ Ja! On Montag, it is of my ADSM mohdems the not works. The connection is missing link. Calling the customer service, to repareet the exchange site around, but
to no avail.
<br>
<br>
On the other days, it is remain gebroken. If it reamin that way, I is to temporary get a wireless broadband prepaid firstly wheile they reck-tify the problem.
Unfackingately, the stupid SIM card is not being to activated at all.
<br>
<br>
Then later, they technicians are come on my house to seeing what problem is.... ]]></description>

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			<author>feeds@yuku.com (ngyonghan)</author>
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			<pubDate>Sat, 07 Nov 2009 08:21:41 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[ Television has sucess! For once. ]]></title>
			<link>http://engrishmessageboards.yuku.com/topic/5829/t/Television-has-sucess-For-once-.html</link>
			<description><![CDATA[ BBC thought good and have put Kraftwerk Minimum-Maximum auf BBC Vier.
<br>
Machine the Man!
<br>
<br>
&quot;I am man business&quot;
<br>
<br>
I have want on the grow in the drak suit for riding the bicycle.
<br> ]]></description>

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			<pubDate>Sat, 24 Oct 2009 16:02:20 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[ Up! Date! Of KF. ]]></title>
			<link>http://engrishmessageboards.yuku.com/topic/5828/t/Up-Date-Of-KF-.html</link>
			<description><![CDATA[ Sorry I be of the absence of longness. Too much of business as of life as much of the go ons be of stresses. Dearest Mother be of hospital stay of long as of
surgery to help of her walking be done, ands now she of rehab hospital. I of seeing her three times of the weeks, then much of homework ands the
&quot;arbeit&quot; ( Germans for work) I do. Much of the migraine from much to do ands need of breaking todays so make of update.
<br>
<br>
Also the boyfiend of the UK kind of come in life. He... ]]></description>

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			<author>feeds@yuku.com (kohakufox)</author>
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			<pubDate>Thu, 22 Oct 2009 07:45:56 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[ The Drink ]]></title>
			<link>http://engrishmessageboards.yuku.com/topic/5826/t/The-Drink.html</link>
			<description><![CDATA[ With much observance the drink beverage in other threads, let&#39;s discuss! The top 5 favorites of you!!! Alcoholics or not!
<br>
<br>
Spoony is:
<br>
<br>
Water (This is warn of you in Desert Arid Zona. Drink very lots.)
<br>
Coffee (let&#39;s plain coffee, or Starbuck Pumpkin calorie from hell delicious Latte coffee. Once again not our friend Coffee, though he is not a drink)
<br>
Roots Beer (I&#39;m variety brands. Barq&#39;s prefers me, but also small gourmet is too)
<br>... ]]></description>

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			<author>feeds@yuku.com (Spoony)</author>
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			<pubDate>Tue, 13 Oct 2009 18:21:08 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[ You false engrish speechers!! ]]></title>
			<link>http://engrishmessageboards.yuku.com/topic/5825/t/You-false-engrish-speechers-.html</link>
			<description><![CDATA[ You false engrish sayers, you no don&#39;t how to real say engrish
<br>
<br>
i am a really Chinglish, eh, I min, I real Chinese!
<br>
<br>
yours england is too false, reallly, know it?
<br>
<br>
Real engrish should be sayed by real chinese man , you know?
<br>
<br>
I very proud to say that I speech real engrish
<br>
<br>
sanks!! ]]></description>

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			<pubDate>Tue, 13 Oct 2009 00:52:23 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[ genius? ]]></title>
			<link>http://engrishmessageboards.yuku.com/topic/5822/t/genius-.html</link>
			<description><![CDATA[ Does it see to anyone that David Rettelman
<br>
say &quot;O!&quot;    it door it knocking for Me!
<br>
Jay Reno! taste it. ]]></description>

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			<title><![CDATA[ My car is another! ]]></title>
			<link>http://engrishmessageboards.yuku.com/topic/5817/t/My-car-is-another-.html</link>
			<description><![CDATA[ Vorvo out of work so it has made a purchase of new car.
<br>
New car is top of cool shape in the world.
<br>
It is named a Rada Liva. Cubic cube car.
<br>
One hundrard ponds! It has sat in dealers storing yard for year and one peice.
<br>
Engine flowing, noise of working and car give moment of sucess.
<br>
What is the method, of showing a picture?
<br> ]]></description>

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			<pubDate>Sat, 12 Sep 2009 14:04:13 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[ Main Page Votings ]]></title>
			<link>http://engrishmessageboards.yuku.com/topic/5811/t/Main-Page-Votings.html</link>
			<description><![CDATA[ I am read the Engrish for todays: <a title="August 22" target="_blank" href="http://www.engrish.com/2009/08/one-two-tree/">August 22</a>, and it amuses me
topmoist!  This a Classiq Engrish!  I am find it much excellent in an Engrish way.  But, all a peopie voting gives it an average 3.8 star!  How does it occur?
<br>
<br>
I&#39;m notice a vot trend in an Engrish on a main page...  most casual peopie is only vot! high! star! an engrish with a saxual or naughty doubling entendres.
 If it has a... ]]></description>

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			<author>feeds@yuku.com (Pocky)</author>
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			<pubDate>Sat, 22 Aug 2009 20:41:43 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[ The clock trickling backward for the why? ]]></title>
			<link>http://engrishmessageboards.yuku.com/topic/5807/t/The-clock-trickling-backward-for-the-why-.html</link>
			<description><![CDATA[ The clock that buy me is not of a function. Do the because it are brake? Clock enjoy moving to the counter wisdom of a normal clock that does move. Should
maybe I a new clock, or try repairment of the one that is already is? Do appreciate with a walrus of that comment which beat brain with a stick of largeness
and smart.
<br> ]]></description>

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			<author>feeds@yuku.com (WarmanSteve)</author>
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			<pubDate>Mon, 17 Aug 2009 18:01:09 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[ How Brought You to Engrish? ]]></title>
			<link>http://engrishmessageboards.yuku.com/topic/5806/t/How-Brought-You-to-Engrish-.html</link>
			<description><![CDATA[ My first: the student of my eSpanish crass he is to tell me of the engrish.com because I was at her Chiness Store and buy the Happy Crackers. Every who step in
a crass and not smile, they are crackers. We&#39;re joke! This was it 1999. Then Massage board is. ]]></description>

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			<pubDate>Mon, 17 Aug 2009 06:59:21 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[ How to does food fish, what should does? ]]></title>
			<link>http://engrishmessageboards.yuku.com/topic/5805/t/How-to-does-food-fish-what-should-does-.html</link>
			<description><![CDATA[ I bought a new goldfish starve.
<br>
I tried a hamburger, do not eat. Time of death can not eat my goldfish!
<br>
To eat, is necessary do? How should do? If  need to deal
<br>
with goldfish? Thank you for reads this, I have grateful to exited comment. ]]></description>

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			<pubDate>Sat, 15 Aug 2009 07:40:03 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[ have try! obamicon.me ]]></title>
			<link>http://engrishmessageboards.yuku.com/topic/5804/t/have-try-obamicon-me.html</link>
			<description><![CDATA[ this makes your obama RedWhiteBlue poster obamicon.me <img src="http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v629/kawasakishogun/ngope.png" alt="image"> ]]></description>

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			<author>feeds@yuku.com (coffeebot)</author>
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			<pubDate>Fri, 14 Aug 2009 06:23:05 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[ It is of low activity, but of still make the presence! ]]></title>
			<link>http://engrishmessageboards.yuku.com/topic/5801/t/It-is-of-low-activity-but-of-still-make-the-presence-.html</link>
			<description><![CDATA[ Ja! It is me of low ness activity in Engrishland! Anyway!
<br>
<br>
Due to the correge works and heavy load on it, I is not able much to experience the vigour in Engrish plank nowadays, but it is not an excuseness! I still to
log in mijn Engrish accunt and have check posting there... but not to post things!
<br>
<br>
And it is I that a few days ago afflicted with flu-ness, I have been gronded by parents and told not to go skool until flu clears up and resting moreness!!
Some of crasses,... ]]></description>

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			<author>feeds@yuku.com (ngyonghan)</author>
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			<pubDate>Tue, 04 Aug 2009 01:40:15 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[ I am very afterlife ]]></title>
			<link>http://engrishmessageboards.yuku.com/topic/5800/t/I-am-very-afterlife.html</link>
			<description><![CDATA[ I miss a friend but have afterlife here:  <a target="_blank" href="http://arthurshall.com/forum/viewtopic.php?f=13&amp;t=5145&amp;p=132882#p132882">http://arthurshall.com/forum/viewtopic.php?f=13&amp;t=5145&amp;p=132882#p132882</a>

<br>
<br>
My guisement is not of Engrish Gentleman so much, but more like crashing good fun and mentor to wayward like self.   Not worry you, I am not so right wing as
appearance of there.  Just I am having real good time Passing A Time of Jawboning....Kind of... ]]></description>

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			<author>feeds@yuku.com (Harry Paget Flashman)</author>
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			<pubDate>Mon, 03 Aug 2009 23:03:58 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[ Premodded Video Games Consoles, Backups & Retro Stuff For Sale ]]></title>
			<link>http://engrishmessageboards.yuku.com/topic/5797/t/Premodded-Video-Games-Consoles-Backups-Retro-Stuff-For-Sale.html</link>
			<description><![CDATA[ We&#39;re a video game specialist and wholesaler for modded consoles, retro consoles and game backups, we ship worldwide. Below are some of our offerings at
wholesale prices and we do supply video game hardwares and softwares for resellers with bulk discounts given. Besides this, we have 30 retail outlets in
Malaysia and Singapore, making us the largest chain dealing in video games products. For any enquiries, please feel free to contact us at
gamersparadisemy@gmail.com Sony Playstation 3 -... ]]></description>

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			<author>feeds@yuku.com (gtt77)</author>
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			<pubDate>Wed, 29 Jul 2009 19:26:45 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[ I am nearly driving! ]]></title>
			<link>http://engrishmessageboards.yuku.com/topic/5796/t/I-am-nearly-driving-.html</link>
			<description><![CDATA[ Instruccionsman have said &quot;You are not nearly crashed for a whale. You have chance to pass. Make your test.&quot;
<br>
<br>
So watch out the World. It might drive over it.
<br> ]]></description>

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			<author>feeds@yuku.com (LiscOS439)</author>
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			<pubDate>Fri, 24 Jul 2009 12:19:46 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[ Emails from my friend recieved from her Secretary. ]]></title>
			<link>http://engrishmessageboards.yuku.com/topic/5794/t/Emails-from-my-friend-recieved-from-her-Secretary-.html</link>
			<description><![CDATA[ <h3 style="font-weight: normal;" class="UIIntentionalStory_Message">I usually I did destroyed throw the box away to the bin, I can&#39;t do anything above it,
who is the one to be blame.</h3>
<br>
I thought that the client sent the advance warning which is already alert us for the coming parcel. It shouldn&#39;t be brother the client too much especially
you see the coming material.
<br>
<br>
What do you guys think??HEHeh
<br>
<br> ]]></description>

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			<author>feeds@yuku.com (tikiman)</author>
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			<pubDate>Thu, 16 Jul 2009 22:41:04 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[ Disease sufferment is NOW!  Must stop! ]]></title>
			<link>http://engrishmessageboards.yuku.com/topic/5790/t/Disease-sufferment-is-NOW-Must-stop-.html</link>
			<description><![CDATA[ A flu has came to me! The doctor warn to keep to fluids, Tylenol, and bed. The only cheer is Mac Book, which allow communicant to massage board from bed. So
far cannot tell if H1N1 or normal flu--both bads! ]]></description>

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			<pubDate>Wed, 01 Jul 2009 23:45:22 GMT</pubDate>
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