Engrish Encounters

Special species?

feeds@yuku.com (hexflash0revo) — Fri, 06 Nov 2009 09:27:50 GMT

Paya (Cow Feet)

Alien Babby Found in Mexico! WTF?!

feeds@yuku.com (kohakufox) — Sat, 19 Sep 2009 18:51:13 GMT

See! The poor alien babby it was of drowning of death by farmer in Mexico! Farmer be of killed by what is to be babby alien's parent figures! Much Engrish ensues as of this article with photographs of wonders of poor wittle alien babby.

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=674_1251638979

eco gang?

feeds@yuku.com (yabainowai) — Tue, 14 Jul 2009 11:24:21 GMT

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kFQXScoNcqo

and pause at 3:09

Oh dear god...

Call your hot mom in the philipines to make sure she is ok

feeds@yuku.com (heywang2) — Wed, 17 Jun 2009 07:16:05 GMT

N. Korea Twittings

feeds@yuku.com (Shimagaijin) — Thu, 28 May 2009 02:05:01 GMT

http://www.theglobeandmai...mit-king/article1152638/
Hope the linky works.
Also try.
http://www.kcna.co.jp/index-e.htm
Lots of good Engrish

Fark God Jesus

feeds@yuku.com (Shimagaijin) — Sat, 16 May 2009 06:39:36 GMT

I hope the link works,
http://www.fark.com/cgi/comments.pl?IDLink=4378807

Sidney Sheldon in Vietnamese

feeds@yuku.com (akbarthemoghul) — Fri, 10 Apr 2009 23:40:35 GMT

Spangrish

feeds@yuku.com (melimelo) — Sun, 05 Apr 2009 07:16:53 GMT

Hey! Just thought I'd share some engrish I found in Granada University's computer lab

Apparently the Arabic translation is as atrocious as the English translation. I was thinking of...

Milling machine engrish.

feeds@yuku.com (LLCoolBeans) — Sun, 15 Mar 2009 08:14:23 GMT

The manual for my Taiwanese mini milling machine is 28 pages of pure Engrish.

Here's an excerpt I find particularly amusing: (Note: misspellings are not typos on my part, that's really how it's spelled in the manual)

6-2 Attent for Operation

Please attend the following items as you operate in order to ensure the operation safety and...

Korean Sticker Picture Machine Screen

feeds@yuku.com (splenduh) — Thu, 26 Feb 2009 17:58:02 GMT

... WHAT DO YOU WANT ME TO DO?!?!?!??!?!

Escape game

feeds@yuku.com (Nyna) — Fri, 20 Feb 2009 11:44:16 GMT

I am enjoy playing the games of where you click and do the escape! There are always the fun engrish in these games! Here is some example of one of games that I am to playing just now! It is make me larf and smile! Im love it!

This is be opening page!

This are something I am found for help to be escaping. It is clue?

japanese NQC code

feeds@yuku.com (nor0101) — Thu, 19 Feb 2009 20:34:08 GMT

the programmers out there will get this one:

Chuppacabra's choice and mini uzur stoop

feeds@yuku.com (j3nnee) — Wed, 18 Feb 2009 19:11:57 GMT

A toy I bought at the dollar store:

Then Chuppa (sucker in spanish) had a choice of where to put this next item:

...

A way to express my doglihood...

feeds@yuku.com (Shimagaijin) — Thu, 05 Feb 2009 06:45:46 GMT

Hisashibure,
They still haven't changed the sign.
Been 4 years since I took this with an old ericson phone.
Take one ashita and reposty...
...make blissfulfeelings of doggyhood.
Mina Genki?
Wan Chaganju.
Ja nee...

Danger bomb clock.

feeds@yuku.com (Harry Paget Flashman) — Sat, 17 Jan 2009 17:36:53 GMT

http://www.strapya-world.com/products/18645.html

The sporken Engrish plane on

feeds@yuku.com (Moogiexfashbaw) — Thu, 01 Jan 2009 04:06:36 GMT

I am the sure not weather appropriate since written English is not my discovery. On plane Fukuoka from Tokyo to while announcer speak my hear the thing:

"Wercome to fright ___ to Narita. Our frying time is wan awaa and fifty minute. . . Sahnk you for your copulation."

Lying! Fright attendant not scary, food none and frying none, and me is did no copulation.

Wikipedia foreign translation of article by Google

feeds@yuku.com (tehrabbit) — Thu, 25 Dec 2008 20:20:47 GMT

While searching for information on Pixar's The Incredibles, I found this:

Wikipedia English version:
In the past, superheroes were commonplace. However, due to injuries and other incidents stemming from Mr. Incredible's rescue attempts on the day of his marriage to

difficult is spelling

feeds@yuku.com (smithie1027) — Wed, 24 Dec 2008 10:26:46 GMT

This might not really be Engrish, but it's pretty epic. Found in the Women's bathroom at Providence Place, Rhode Island.

My friends and I did a double take, to say the least.

Whats for supper?

feeds@yuku.com (Jimmith) — Fri, 19 Dec 2008 04:32:49 GMT

Sometime you maybe want eat something. Maybe quick eat for you? Mini keyboard is your SUPPER!

(Instructions on the back of a usb number pad from HongKong, picture by me)

Marriage Proposal

feeds@yuku.com (FooL) — Tue, 16 Dec 2008 06:38:31 GMT

LOL @ d 7th Line!

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