[Rince: In addition to being a Passover text, Haggadah can simply mean, "Traditional storytelling, like parables or midrash."]

IF? Um, I mean, no (not unless we tape the message to Bush send him to deliver it personally).

EDIT: Oh sorry, I forgot the next question. Um, is the tradition that Edward the Confessor named William the Conqueror heir to the Englisn throne in a secret will just so much Norman chin music?