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Coffeebot and WinterGnat are walking down a road when they come across a deep hole beside it. Being curious, they go over and check it out. When they look down, they are surprised to find they can't see the bottom. So they drop a couple of rocks down the hole and listen... Nothing. Coffeebot says, "Man, that's a deep hole!"
Thinking they might hear something larger hit the bottom, they find a big, old cinder block and pitch it over the side. They pause and listen intently... They hear a sound, but it is coming from behind them! They quickly turn around to see a gort bearing down on them with its head lowered, flying along, its feet barely touching the ground, it's moving so fast!
CB and WG dive out of its way just in time and the gort plunges past them, into the seemingly bottomless hole, to its doom. The two look at each other and say, "Boy that was close! We'd better get away from this thing before we end up with the gort!".
So they continue on their way down the road until they stumble across Harry Paget Flashman. WG and CB again put their heads together and figure that the gort belongs to Harry and they decide to tell him what happened.

"Hey Harry. You own gorts, right?", WG asked.
HPF replies, "Affirmative, why is it you ask?"
CB and WG then tell what happened at the hole and how they narrowly avoided death from the speeding gort.
Harry said, "Well boys, Harry not think that was gort of him. You see, Harry gort it really old and crippled up with arthritis. It is no way Harry gort could have been moving that fast. Besides, Harry have him tied to a big, old cinder block.

Was that joke funny?



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