No. Not returning a borrowed book is THE deadly sin in my, well, book. I still grieve over lost volumes that friends didn't return. Or rather, ex-friends.

Have you ever skipped paying a bill and then, when called to account for it, lied through your teeth and said you SENT the payment and it just didn't arrive?
=^_^=

AAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIAAAAAAAAAAEEEEEEEE! IT IS MOVING AND IT SEES US

"Lets' doing the Monkey with me!"

DO NOT GO IN The ATTIC!
EVEN IF ATTIC OF SEXY, NOT TO GO IN!
WATCHOUT OF A WASP ALSO! AND NOT MAKE LICK OF IT!
DO YOU CAUTION NOT TO TOUCH THE HOT PIE!!!
THIS IS WARNING OF YOU!