No. Probably not. The "Lard" has some fairly crude ideations about what constitutes "thanks" from the fairer gender. Send him a thank you card, $5 cash and hint of a restraining order. You'll appreciate the quality of the Doctor's advice even more so if you ignore it.

Have you ever had a lapse in judgment that has continued, and will continue to haunt you the rest of your life?
Have you been a nice boy and girl this year?