my simple mind can easily wrap around these metaphors. Yes, it was fitting.

How many bikes is too many? Since est. $600 in bikes were boosted the day before my birthday, I have been scouting out bikes, 3 free and about 50 others ranging from $15 to $1500. If I diversify and purchase 3 for a total of $80 is that not superior than buying only one for $150? Because Teresa needs one too and sometimes I can conscript other people into buying into my bicycling fantasy world and get them to ride with me (sesame street style). I'm a big kid. I want 3 bikes. Please answer with the affirmative. (I feel bad for Mike who upon hearing that my bike was stolen set about to donate to me an assembled bike that his late brother had made who was also into biking but when he wasn't looking I took the only good part off--a saddle--and tossed it into the dumpster. I don't have time to fack around with abandoned or rusted bikes at this time although I just cleaned the garage last night, however Teresa did not park in there because yesterday I used her garage opener and put it back in the wrong backpack pocket. She's got one of those trendy, pink Columbia sporting backpacks that you'll be seeing soon but she has early because she bought a salesman's sample at the Columbia Salesman's Seasonal Sale.)