I would never dream of such a thing, as I believe communication to be at its best when all participants endeavor to be direct and make their points clearly, rather than muddying the waters of understanding by engaging in excess obtuse verbiage, or simply rattling on and on, which never seems to add much to the discussion, whether the topic at hand concerns something deep and weighty or a matter of a more frivolous nature, which might be better left undiscussed anyway, and certainly does nothing to enhance one's image as someone of any intelligence whatsoever and is, moreover, tiresome.

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