No. The web surfing habits of both Democrats and Republicans will be posted on the internet by a disgruntled employee involved in the government eavesdropping program. Everyone who has ever been on a computer will shun politics in fear of being outed and held up to public shame. The U.S. government will be outsourced to Bangladesh.

Should we all degauss our hard drives and enter re-hab?
Have you been a nice boy and girl this year?