No. Sans absinthe, monkey glands are wuss.

Your child will likely die unless he/she receives a kidney within a year. Unfortunately, the only legitimate means of obtaining one involves a waiting period of 2 years or more, with no guarantee that a match will ever be found. At the last moment, however, you find out about an organization that can provide your child with a healthy kidney through a safe operation. Although it is extremely expensive, you can afford it by going into deep debt to the organization. As you research the plan, however, you discover that the organization is actually a front for the Russian mafia. The organs it provides are harvested from specially killed children, the unwanted off-spring of Moscow prostitutes. Still, the organs are healthy and there is a 95% chance that your child will live a normal life after the operation.

Despite your discovery, would you go forward with the operation?