I am an empiricist. I never saw pictures of this fictional WernerGnut guy's crucifixion so why should I believe it took place? Rev Joe Bob says that Satan is the Great Deceiver. And you know that the leper can't change his spots, right? I'm just saying.

Some 8X10 color glosted ones'd be OK.
"Grattez votre twanger magique, froggy !!"