LF: "Wasn't 66600000000007 "Convince the engrishwebmaster that he can still trust ezboard and move to yuku"?"

:evil <(No, you're probably thining of action item 66600000000007.1: "Whack Yoom with something blunt, see if it helps.")

LF: "See, that what happens when you spawn a secretary slapdash to do your work. You end up with an incompetent minion who f*cks up your ledgers."

:evil <(True enough, although spawning our own secretaries has proven to be one of Heck's more cost-effective measures. And since Anna Nichole-Smith got here, it's fun and easy. Mia Farrow gets old fast.)

LF: "Besides, doesn't the constant "The Doctor is IN" get on your nerves? What the hell (if I may say) does that have to do with his job?

:evil <(Well, here in heck we take a fairly lenient view of the Doctor. You know, the fuller of flatulence, the better they burn...)