Too much ironizing, innueindizing and subtletizing at some point leads to perplexizing. Time for simple, crude even-ngyonghan-understands penis jorke:

Three friends decided to bet each other $100 on who could make their wives scream more from sex.

They all go home to have sex with their wives and make them scream.

The next day the meet. The first friend says, "I made love to my wife for 2 hours and she was screaming for at least 1 1/2 hours."

The second friend says, "That's nothing, I started licking my wife for two hours and she was screaming the whole time and half hour after that."

The third friend says, "That's nothing, I made love to my wife for ten minutes, I came a couple times then wiped my dick on the curtains and even now she's still screaming."




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