Shoulder pads that hyper-accentuate a man's shape. Narrow hips. Tight pants. The huddle. Bottom patting. Groin worship of the "Center". Tossing balls. The end zone dance. Make-up for the face. Synthetic fabrics. Half-time fanfare. Intimate, brutal body contact.

The Doctor is no sports fan but football shrilly screams of the more outrageous gay stereotypes.
Have you been a nice boy and girl this year?