Why ...?


1. Why does your gynecologist leave the room when you undress?

2. Why is it called alcoholics anonymous when the first thing you do is stand up and say "Hi, my name's Bob. Im an alcoholic"?

3. If you mated a Bulldog with a Shitsu, would you get a Bullshit?

4. Why are they called stairs inside but steps outside?

5. Why is there a light in the fridge but not in the freezer?

6. What do people in China call their good plates?

7. Why does Goofy stand on two legs when Pluto remains on four? They're both dogs.

8. If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?

9. If a man is walking in a forest and no woman is there to hear him, is he still wrong?

10. Why is it that when someone tells you that there are billions of stars in the universe, you believe them. But if they tell you there is wet paint somewhere, you have to touch it?
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