Udderly stumped, eh? :b

So help me with this one, then. I couldn't finish it.

Rudolf the Red-Nosed Reindeer:

Santa Claus: IIsmyname. Neither of them ever smile.

Winged Lion: EWM. Lords it over the Island of Unwanted Toys.

Charlie-in-the-Box: Coffeebot. Can't quite manage to hide the pain.

Bird that Swims: Le Beluga (Nu? They've never heard of penguins at the North Pole?)

Doll who has absolutely nothing wrong with her but who is consigned to the Island of Unwanted Toys nevertheless: Maneki Neko. Life's just like that sometimes.

The Abominable Snowman of the North: Mongoroid. Essentially misunderstood.

Rudolf: ?

Clarisse: ?

Herbie: ?

"Yukon" Cornelius: ?

Singing Snowman: ?

Other (I don't think I've seen this since the Tet Offensive was on): ? ? ? ? ? ? ?