The Seventh Seal :

Disillusioned knight returning from Crusades: HPF. Our warrior. "Tell me your secrets."

Death: Lord Fahruz. Most likely to cheat at chess. "I have no secrets."

Morally bankrupt priest: WinterGnat. Lousy democrats.

Condemned witch: jmcc. Most likely to have peered into the existential void.

Traveling minstrel: Coffeebot. Plays the guitar or something.

His smoking yet oddly maternal wife: Maeneki Neko. Wild strawberries.

Their child: Marlfoxprince. There is no God.


"A know-it-all is someone who knows more than you do."
--- Gore Vidal