EWM: Nailed me you did. :)

Sidhe: De nada, droog. I like to stay on good terms with the gentry.

Somebody help me with Lord of the Rings. I read the books in junior high school, and I was paying a little too much attention to my throbbing 45-year old coccyx during the movies. (Alas, it was only 42 when first we left Bags End...)

LOTR:

Frodo: I dunno, Sissy? She seems kind of dutiful.

Sam: Is anyone here actually that dumb??????

Pipin: Cheerful Hamster. Has his Tookish moments.

Merry: Percy Dovetonsils: And pretty and witty and bright!

The Warrior Woman (Eowyn?): Grounded Sidhe. Definitely.

The New Agey Lady (Gonorrhea or something): Le Beluga

The Dark Lord: Lord Fahruz. I heard they wrote the part for him.

Gollum: Marlfoxprince. Ditto.

Legolamb (or whatever his name was): ??????

Giblit: ?????????

Bromoseltzer: ????????:

Arogorn: ?????????

Gandalf: ?????????

Saurumon: ???????????

The Old Senile King:????????????

His Sleazy Deputy (I really think I may have dreamed this part): ???????????

Orcs: Newbies