Hee-hee
I love what you say when she wakes you up, I haven't seen the movie though.
I personally love to use this line from the Van Helsing kind of crap movie when we sit down to eat.
"Feed my darlings...Feed"
But you have to do it in the proper screeching vampiress voice.

I haven't got up the courage to do it in a restaurant yet!
Always remember, You're unique
Just like everyone else.