Percy: My antiquated computer won't give me the link live, but I felt your sardonic wit even without it. And you get Gomez on the strength of the cigarette holder alone.

MN: Nice work! A few additions:

Polyphemus (Cyclops): Mongo. "Aw, I'll eat 'em after a keg or two!"

The Lotus Eaters: Space Patrol. "What else is there?"

Scylla and Charybdis: MaleFacksPrinceazi and Screwmods. It's never quite clear who they are, but they're certainly not to be messed with.

Euryades: LeonLion. "Penelope, you got rat purdy eyes. Kin we be frens?"

And my favorite character in "The Odyssey," Argos, Odysseus' endlessly faithful dog (who isn't taken in by his master's tricks): Stenty, of course.