I get Kreskin (smarmy know-it-all)!

jmcc gets Vampira (sexy in an undead sort of way).

Sorry to keep picking on Mongo, but who else are we going to give Tor Johnson to?

Let's see, that leaves Bela Lugosi, his young female body double after he died during filming, and the blond, sexually ambiguous alien who speaks for aliens the cosmos over when he says, "Humans are stupid. Stupid! stupid! stupid!"

Then I think there a couple of cops, too. Oh, and the he-man hero who saves the day by punching everyone out at the end.

What are your ideas, 'geek?