Apologies to Mongo if he ever makes the read of this. I was in the hyper nation for a while. I will think about Clash of the Titans, but never saw The Black Hole.

But for now, Cast Party salutes Doctor Zhivago (David Lean version):

Dr. Yuri Zhivago (Omar Shariff's character): Dr. Super Love, PhD. Torn between suffering humanity and a pecker that just won't quit.

Lara Anitpov (Julie Christie's character; Zhivago's morally tormented lover): Sisserydoo. Gave me a cyber back rub once, and we both felt pretty bad about it afterwords..

Monsieur Komorovsky (Rod Steiger's character; Rich sleaze-bag who date rapes Lara): LeonLion. "Larissa, you got rat purdy ays. Kin we be frens?"

Pasha Antipov (Idealistic left-winger, later psychopathic Bolshevik thug): WinterGnat. Just don't get him wet.

Uncle Somebody-or-Other (Ralph Richardson's character) HPF. Lovable old coot who hates commies.

Zhivago's shadowy half-brother (Alec Guinness's character): Pocky. Keeps a low profile, but turns up to help when most needed.

People's Commissar who runs Zhivago out of his house in Moscow. Coffeebot. "Your attitude is noticed you know. Oh yes, it is noticed."

Enslaved "volunteer" railroad laborer (Klaus Kinski's character): Lord Fahruz. "God damn good men."

Hydroelectric Engineer at beginning and end of the film: DonkeyWrestler: A role at last!

Cast of Thousands: Cheerful Hamster. Sorry Cheerful, I still find you kind of hard to cast.