"Good people," Fahruz, I anticipated your objections, so I specified. To be honest, though--and if your ego can bear it--I wasn't really talking about nasty humor (nothing wrong with that) or you (we'll let Dr. Super Love be the judge). But here, let's make this little misunderstanding up right now:

It's All About Lord Fahruz Productions presents:

Lord Fahruz in

I Ream the Jeannie

(Music: Fah-ruz! Fa-Fa-Fa-Faruz!)

Major Nelson: Lord Fahruz. Keeper of imaginary women.

Jeannie: TastyBitch 2.0. Smoke and mirrors.

Major Healy: Coffeebot. Best friend and perpetual second banana. "Hi Bob. Oh crap, I mean, "Hey Tony!"

Dr. Bellows: Dr. Super Love, Ph.D.: You'd think he would have figured it out by now.

Mrs. Bellows: Percy Dovetonsils. Suspiciously drawn to Major Nelson. One wonders what goes on beneath the surface.