Cast party peevishly presents:

THE SHINY !

Crazy Dad: Yoom or me? He's the authority figure, but I spaz out worse. Let's split the difference and say Harry.

Spooked-out Mom: Sisserydoo. Prefers safety, but wouldn't be in a remote haunted hotel with a psychotic husband and a possessed child if she didn't dig danger a little.

Danny (the little kid): Cheerful Hamster. Most likely to have a pair of identical twins begging for a little playtime.

Tony: (Spooky spirit inhabiting Danny's right fingernail): Li'l Grey. A constant presence, though more heard than seen.

Lovable Black Guy: Percy Dovetonsils. Perpetually lovable Engrishfriend; most likely to ask a six year old boy if he wants some ice cream. (j/k) :b

Scary Lady in the Shower: TastyBitch. Turns on you in mid-kiss.