Cast Party Bloodlessly Presents:

Dracula: Suck of the Damned

Count Dracula: Lord Fahruz. The sly dog bites your throat.

Mr. Renfeild: Percy Dovetonsils. Touched a tiny nature. And ate it.

Jonathan Harker: %%WORD29%?. Hey, someone's got to go out to Transylvania!

The Brides: Maneki Neko, Grounded Sidhe (miss her, btw), and TastyBitch. "Who's been a naughty real estate agent?"

"Juicy" Lucy Westeria: CrusaderDieHard: Vanquished at the sight of a cross. :)

Mina Harker: Sisserydoo. Can she still be saved from these fiends?

Professor Van Helsing: Dr. Super Love Ph.D. "Strip her bosom while I get the stake out! Of course I'm serious!"

Quincy (the American): Harry. Most likely to own a Bowie Knife.

Dr. Seaward: Yoom. Keeps the asylum going.

Bram Stoker: WinterGnat. Author or editor? ;)