Rochefort is by far the most interesting character in *The Three Musketeers,* but okay, Cheerful taught me to respect concerns about type-casting, so I'll do what I can.

THE BLUE LAGOON

Richard (Christopher Atkin's character): Lord Fahruz. Innocent yet curious. Shy and sensitive, even in seduction. Struggling to understand the new feelings raging inside him. Not smart enough to invent underpants.

Emmeline (Brooke Sheilds' Character): Percy Dovetonsils. Hesitant, yet yielding. Bursting with virginal lovliness except for that damned unibrow. Swims joyfully naked through the soft, lapping waters of the lagoon. Or are those his thighs?