Quantum Leap

Wintergnats body is 'leapt' into. Coffebot, filling in for Scott Bakula, looks at his reflection in the gleaming hood of a 1984 Pontiac Firebird, his image partially obscured by a ridiculously large depiction of a "Fire Bird" (whatever that is) that is stickered to the hood. Coffeegnat sobs for 5 minutes straight at how wonderfully georgous he has become. After meeting up with an angry Beluga at the local 5 and dime, a one-sided arguement over the appropriate use of Wiccan spells ensues. Bewildered he summons for the help of Harry who informs him that he is hopelessly vying for the love of Lovely Lovely who is destined to be the mother of Avril Levigne. A whole "Who cares about Avril Levigne?" and "Lovely Lovely is really hot" discussion occurs leaving viewers wondering if the character will abandon his long-standing honorable morals and go Percy Dovetonsils on Lovely Lovely's awesome frame. Coffeegnat in almost to the point of no return in LL's boudoir when Harry appears to him with urgent information. LL, seeing CB/WG talking to himself, slaps him with a copy of Lord Byron and flees. Harry informs Coffegnat that if he doesn't make up with Le Beluga and father a child she will go on to marry Bill Gates and produce 12 offspring. The end of the world would ensue. Coffegnat slaps his genes back on and bolts for LB's house. They kiss and CB 'leaps' back out, landing the body of Mike Tyson.
Sidenote: After the leap out, Wintergnat is creeped out by a feeling of being violated. He begins an unstoppable romance with LB only to kill himself in disgust and leaving her to mourn him for all eternity.
Ah, my goddess,that made me happy