Gilligans Island

It is Typhoon season, and the castaways are getting nervous. Professor coffeebot decides to use the coming Typhoon winds and the exceptionally strong northeasterly currents to their advantage. Skipper Flashman hears out PCB's idea and sends First Mate Pockylligan out to look for bamboo and banana leaves. Pockylligan stands sizing up a length of bamboo and attracts the attention of a frisky Ginger Sashacat who strokes his long pole of bamboo and flitters her eyelashes at him. Just then Betty Neko walks in on the action and some funky disco music is fired up for the first time in series history. Just as things start to heat up Pockylligan says "I think I just peed my pants" and runs into the jungle, the girls chase him in a hiliarious accelarated action sequence involving a coconut tree and a very surprised man in a bad gorilla suit. Meanwhile Millionnare Wintergnat discusses how much cavier will fit in a coconut shell if first you half fill it with pate. His wife Le Beluga argues with him and raises her pinky in the air in defiance. They both agree to disagree and go bathe themselves in a tub full of yen and pesos which apparently they lug around everywhere they go. Professor CB and Skipper Flashman are putting the finishing touches on the Coconut Palm Goose, a seaplane made entirely from bamboo, banana leaves and whale vomit which fortuitously washed ashore during the night. Just then the accelerated action sequence resumes and Pockyilligan emerges from the jungle, runs approximately 100 feet across the beach and stabs his bamboo pole directly through the hull of the Coconut Palm Goose thereby destroying their attempts to leave the island. Everyone is disappointed except Ginger Sashacat and Betty Neko who are glad they can continue their fruitless efforts to deflower Pockyilligan.
Ah, my goddess,that made me happy