POCKY MMV

Long since run out of Philly for punching the Liberty Bell during an Italian-American riot begun due to sky-rocketing Parmesean cheese prices,an aging Pocky is faced with bankruptcy and must step back into the ring in order to keep his Mobile Home and the 2 1/2 acres in Alabama on which it rests. Unfortunately he also lost the Itallion Stallion moniker in a legal battle with Ferrari who got incensed when he used it while hocking men's girdles. Adrian, now Percy Dovetonsils thanks to a $15 name change and a $15,000 sex change, is behind him all the way. She proposes his new moniker of "Not Biscotti but a Little Naughty". Inspired by an episode of "the Simpsons" he begins his comeback by fighting such opponents as "Boxcar Coffeebot" and "C-Train Nyongnan". These bouts earn him little respect from his new Manager Maneko Neko who got her reputation from being the trainer who trained the girl who lasted 6 rounds with the girl who lasted 4 rounds with Alea Ali. Finally, a genuine marquee matchup comes his way as Lord "Give Me an Inch and I'll Call It a Yard" Fahruz agrees to fight in a title match. The match will take place in an Alabama Swamp and is called "Dueling Bungholes in Dunghole". After being pummeled mercilessly for a non-regulation 32 rounds, Pocky pulls out his famous right hook, slow motion capture of the moment shows him swinging full round, punching his own head and knocking it into Lord Fahruz's eye. The blow sends LF to the canvas and a celebration like hasn't been seen in days grabs the town of Dunghole, AL. Pocky uses the $1043.62 proceeds from the fight to reclaim his trailer from foreclosure. He has enough left over for a 5 gallon drum of peanut oil and a turkey for deep-frying. Sadly, this will be Pocky's last fight, as it is discovered his nuts haved turned hazel and his stick is crunchy, rendering him helpless after just one low blow.
Ah, my goddess,that made me happy