What about one of those pass-the-turn stories like the 3-word thread from recently... except starring us! I submit a beginning, if it seems like a good idea...

edited upon typo discovery!




One day, in the year 1863, Harry Paget Flashman was off in the woods using his latest state-of-the-art firearms to hunt feral chipmunks. It was a mild evening, with crickets chirping and doing countless other things that insects do when they are bored. It was then that Percy Dovetonsils happened to be passing by the pathway in his appropriately flamboyant carriage, reading The Queen Mother's Guide to Etiquette for the Already Refined. Percy noticed Harry eyeing one particularly unhinged rodent, and a look of concern spread across his face. He called out to Harry, "Dear Sir, I do believe you are using the incorrect stance for the procurement of a rodent of such mental instability, allow me to assist!"

This startled Harry, who proceeded to inadvertently fire a stray shot into the air, resulting in causing all nearby rodents, both unstable and those of various other mental capacities, to scurry away, not to be seen again for a while. It was then that he noticed Percy's carriage.

"Where is your horse! I see your carriage but nothing is pulling it! How did you get here?" Harry inquired.

At that moment a small greyish figure peeked out from behind the door of the carriage. It was LitlGrey, holding in one hand a sealed scroll, in the other something that looked suspiciously like a common calculator from the late 20th century...