Stars Wars Episode -I
The Jedi Monologues

Star Wars fans are outraged when George Lucas, under the guidance of Ngyonghan, decides to reinvent the series with this pre-prequel. A bizarre romance brews between Princess Sisserydoo, the eventual mother of Queen Amidala, and Fahruz the Hutt, Lord of the Hutts. Harry Paget Flashman, a reckless space wanderer, is commissioned to assasinate Fahruz and end the possiblity of this nauseating alliance from ever happening. Despite the potential for violence though, Fahruz steps down from the affair when he discovers his molihkno won't fit into Sissery's chuleta. The remainder of the movie is a series of commentaries from Jedi Knights such as, Pockyoda, Obi-WinterGnat, and Coffeebot Skydancer. The Jedi Knights appear to be making pleas for peace and acceptance of Coffeebean farmers, and grammar checkers. All the while a 1-900 number is subliminaly fed into the viewers minds for Sashacat And Ngyonghan's Soul Cleansing Raike Intitute of Technology or S.A.N.S.C.R.I.T. The movie concludes auspiciously with Princess Sisserydoo, in an attempt to fool Fahruz into believing he fathered her child, visits a sperm bank and is inseminated with Percy's semen because she read in the catalog that it had the highest Midori count. She is apparently unaware that Midori is a melon-flavoured liquer and not the building blocks of Jedi prowess. nevertheless, a child is born. Fahruz discovers the truth and decides to cast the child to a distant planet where it is fostered by a clan of simple donkey herders. The child shows signs that it will overcome its desparate beginnings with determined strength and peaceful nature. He is named Donkeywrestler.


Ah, my goddess,that made me happy