Kirr Birr Volume 3

The Kill Bill concept is stolen from Quentin Tarantino by a Japanese studio owned by a mysterious man known only as "Yoom'. The character of Beatrice is replaced by the ingenue Sisserydoo. The movie opens with a confrontation in a chapel between Sisserydoo and a man named CoffeeBirr. Birr, a gentlemenly seeming man of quiet and undiminishing confidence, confronts Sissy's fiancee Cog and sends him running with a speech about Luxemburg's need for independence from the European Union. Cog is not allowed to escape though as he is murdered by CB's band of marital arts experts (known as the Vicious Snake Decorators of Unhappy Murdering and Death (VSDUMD)). The marital arts band leader Percy 'Hissy Snake' Dovetonsils commands Harry 'Poison Arms' Flashman to prepare Siserydoo for a wedding ceremony. Sisserydoo, after being beaten to a pulp by CB when she refuses his hand in marraige, loses her cool and kills HPF with a barrage of sharpened Pocky, whipped chocolate flavour. The torrent of blood that fills the chapel attracts the attention of the remaining memebers of VSDUMD, Lord 'Cobra Hood Scariness' Fahruz, Sasha 'HaHa, I Bit you, now you die' Kat, and 'Take Hot Poison of Fangs to Die' Ngyonghan. Blood rains from the sky, upward from the ground, sideways from the trees and diagonally from an unknown source. In the end Sissy stands, soaked in blood, surveying the scene. The movie ends as she lights the church on fire with a gaze from her eyes and GodJesus comes in to stomp the whole thing flat. Mothra then kills GodJesus, for now.

Ah, my goddess,that made me happy