Back to the Future 4
The Search for Sporks

After watching the SciFi channel and snorting methamphetamines for 96 hours straight, Doc Superbrown is struck by a twinge of hunger. He visits the local KFC where he gets into a debate with the clerk Chickenman about the origins of sporks. The debate escalates into violence due to Doc's paranoid/delusional belief that Chickenman is an 'Arbitrary Person'. Just as Doc is about to murder Chickenman with an ax, he is subdued by ShockTroop who has been in the year 2013 investigating the pleasures of 'wasteland surfing' and hookers. Doc Superbrown convinces Shocktroop to ride along with him and JMCC in his new time machine built on an old Peterbilt chassis.
The trio go back to 1875 and meet with Folgate Wintergnat, an entrpreneur in the cutlery business and his partner Coffebot Julius, an avid invester in kitchen appliances. They surprise the pair at brunch, as they are lamenting the need for a utensil that would allow the consumption of multiple foods without the need for a footservant to carry the picnic supplies. Jmcc inadvertantly changes the future when she facetiously suggests the spnife and sends the business men into an excited frenzy. They begin manufacturing an endless array of useless kitchen items. They name their new company Popeil inc. The trio go back to the present and witness the perils of their journey when they go to KFC and must use 2 utensils to spoon and stab, but only one to cut and spoon.
Deciding to right the wrongs they have bestowed upon mankind they try to go back to 1875, except this time the Flux Capacitor fails and they are forced to randomly slide through time seeking out portmanteau devices and deciding their necessity. They wind up killing Maneko neko in medievil England for her invention, the Chastpon, a combination chastity belt and tampon. They also intercept the invention of the Toilet Braper, an invention by Wintergnat that serves as toilet paper and brush and is 'self-cleaning'. Sadly, they were unable to prevent Ngyonghan from inventing the emoticon. :(



Ah, my goddess,that made me happy