engrish.com - THE MOVIE

Scene I opens at the Godburger. EWM and Lord Fahruz are eating King God Burgers with Cheese and Fries. They are drinking Bubblegum Jesus Shakes.

Fahruz: Did you see the sign on the tip jar.
EWM: What sign?
Fahruz: The sign, you know, you know how these places are. They have a jar and every morning someone puts a yen or 2 in it and they have a little catchy phrase on it to remind you to tip.
EWM: Oh, yeah
Fahruz: Yeah like this one time I was in a rib joint in Tokyo, but they didn't call them ribs, it was kinda funny, they called them libs, *chuckles*, yeah libs.
EWM: yeah libs, yeah
Fahruz: So anyway they had a jar like that and the sign, well the sign on the jar with the money is in English and the whole place is like an All American Cowboy joint you know and the sign says "You just ate the last person who forgot to tip" and there's a picture of a cowboy shooting a bottle off of a log.
EWM: Yeah, that's pretty funny.
Fahruz: Yeah so the one here, did you see it?, no OK so it says "If you are appreciation, it does not wad tight here"
EWM: OK so whats your point
Fahruz: This money we have here, from selling our Vespas, I think we should make a website for all this engrish.
EWM: That money is for those kids we orphaned.
Fahruz: Yeah, but they don't know that. If it catches on, we'll make it up to those orphans. For now we'll just get them each a puppy.
Just then 2 shady looking characters burst in with paintball guns and GW Bush masks. They begin to bark out orders in broken Spanglish, but when that just makes everyone shrug they yell out in Pig Latin. Still noone appears to be listening. Finally one points to the large collection of porcelain cats on the shelf and waves her gun frantically to the staff, obviously wanting them to package the cats into the large bag she is holding. The masked gunman yells out "Maneki Neko, Maneki Neko" and the other gunman sharply yells "Don't tell them your name stupid!". Maneki Neko points her gun at the other one and fires, a lavender spot stains the gunman's shirt shirt "Ow, that really hurts!" the gunman exclaims.
Cats in bag the 2 head out the door. EWM and Fahruz both look at each other, nod, and run after them....fade to brack.





Ah, my goddess,that made me happy