That's because a mess of uptight porno-hatin damn Yankees done been foolin around with the message board.
=^_^=

AAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIAAAAAAAAAAEEEEEEEE! IT IS MOVING AND IT SEES US
"Lets' doing the Monkey with me!"

DO NOT GO IN The ATTIC!
EVEN IF ATTIC OF SEXY, NOT TO GO IN!
WATCHOUT OF A WASP ALSO! AND NOT MAKE LICK OF IT!
THIS IS WARNING OF YOU!
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