When I used to work at Wal-mart we used to play a little game on new employees. We would nonchalantly ask them to sniff the gopher peanuts because they smell good enough to eat, which they do. So someone would stand behind the guy and then when he sniffed them we would catch him, leave him on the ground, and hide behind some shelves until he was aware enough to determine if he was the 'killin type'. You see, gopher peanuts contain a powerful inhalant which will knock you on your arse. In hindsight, this was probably not the safest game to play.
Ah, my goddess,that made me happy