i always wanted an Indian name, but don't you only get one after hanging by your nipples? like Little Big Man or A Man Called Horse.

i assume the dang warrior thing would be the same: you must have some skill, some defining quality, sex organ size not included, which can be easily fit on a marquee. exception: long dong silver

therefore, i'll just go with my hebrew name, Yehochanan (starts with a Yud and gets CHHHH *hack* in the middle). i'm not really happy with the circumcision so if anybody knows where i can get a prosthetic foreskin i'll give you a new pair of orange earplugs.