Help!

I've got this problem...

Ya' see... it's my true love...

Last year she sent:

5 golden rings,
23 birds,
50 people and
8 cows
(1 Jersey, 3 Guernseys and 4 Holsteins)

to my apartment for Christmas!

The neighbors got ticked off at 23 people
playing the drums and bagpipes at all hours
of the day and night.

The leaping lords got way too frisky with the 
milking maids (when they weren't doing chores)
and the dancing girls!

The Health Department, City Zoning Commission
and my landlord did not appreciate all that
livestock in a city residential area.

Thank God I live on the first floor and not the 18th!

Don't even talk to me about the Humane Society!

The Fire Marshall didn't appreciate my having 51 people
in a 25' x 25' apartment.

Those 5 golden rings didn't even come close to covering
the cost of all of the fines and penalties I had to pay last year --
not to mention my bill for feed from Agway!    

I think I might just go to a monastery or head out to the
remote Canadian hinterlands for Christmas this year...

Dave ɿɬ

Last Edited By: howdydave Dec 16 10 8:20 PM. Edited 10 times.