I'm translating Russian Engrish to English for a computer videogame. Here's four select lines that (fortunately!) will not be in the final English Version release.
"Bite language, Zeta! Or I shall personally truncate to you it as superfluous!"
"Kretchet, I support, and from myself I shall add, what horse-radish you here do?"
"Watch the skin the healthy fellow, will make a large number holes, you will cry!"
"Dung... As if someone tried to climb in a cranium and has got stuck, not having found the answer"
"Bite language, Zeta! Or I shall personally truncate to you it as superfluous!"
"Kretchet, I support, and from myself I shall add, what horse-radish you here do?"
"Watch the skin the healthy fellow, will make a large number holes, you will cry!"
"Dung... As if someone tried to climb in a cranium and has got stuck, not having found the answer"
