
Tower of Happiness. Hall of Mildness










From: madaboutshanghai.blogs.com
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Harry Paget Flashman |
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huanthehound |
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Nancy's Express! Wao!
Those are pretty good park rules compared to the ones I photographed in the Jiayin National Geologic Park of State. It's so unfortunate that I was running out of space on my memory card and chose a lower quality level and the signs aren't readable at web size. --
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Harry Paget Flashman |
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![]() Cachez ce testicule que je ne saurais voir!
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Super Love PhD |
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![]() ![]() Have you been a nice boy and girl this year?
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jmcc |
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x, x to you, too.
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Percy Dovetonsils |
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![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() La meilleure vengeance c'est de mener une bonne vie.
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maneki neko |
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Please to tell me Sirs, where I'm go for full bottom massage and with French friend. This enoughs my weekend in plenty every sense a word. It betters Lost Vegas.
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AAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIAAAAAAAAAAEEEEEEEE! IT IS MOVING AND IT SEES US "Lets' doing the Monkey with me!" DO NOT GO IN The ATTIC! EVEN IF ATTIC OF SEXY, NOT TO GO IN! WATCHOUT OF A WASP ALSO! AND NOT MAKE LICK OF IT! DO YOU CAUTION NOT TO TOUCH THE HOT PIE!!! THIS IS WARNING OF YOU! |
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smoothqreen |
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Help !!!!!
I just got a machine that comes with a 6 page instruction manual. Here is a sample: ------------- Take a trial run Before using , gear wheel full 20# up machinery oil and keep and reach line position can used oil by case. Other transmission one: It is for instance gear wheel, sprockets, roller chains, etc.s sport ones, should the lubricating oils of adding amounts. Check sport pieces of places become flexible, knock against phenomenon, gear wheel set aside shelf set free by handle by case. ------------ that is only 1/3 of a page, I have 6 pages to go through. Help !!!!!!!!!!! |
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Percy Dovetonsils |
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I do speak some Engrish and would be happy to help you translate it. Welcome, smoothqueen.
La meilleure vengeance c'est de mener une bonne vie.
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rince1wind |
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Um. Can you at least tell what the machine is supposed to be?
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Harry Paget Flashman |
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Ah, Rince. So is my mechanical aptitude challenged. Of course a best guess of me, this is Salad Shooter. Guy can know this mechanical thing by thinking hard. First, have to you put aside fear of "some assembly required" then it is fine.
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smoothqreen |
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It is a machine to loose the cottons to fill up toys.
We figured out how to use it but could not understand what maintenance should be done on it. Someone with mechanical background should be able to understand it better I guess. "PKS - 300 turn on loose machines by type series of products PP cotton, analyse now quotations field at the of different similar products foundations. In order to raise the quality, meet the demands of the massess of users further, develop the new products inproving and design becoming specially, It is all closed for complete machine to adopt, neat and beautiful apparance, use and operate safe and reliably, it is comaparatively co nvient to hang and transport installing, Its main charateristics: Adopting many Laura of dense tooth of bull, stregthens and have to loose rate, the transmission adopts the automatic separative type, Make electrical machinery start convinient and save energy. This machine is suitable for Chinese and foreing toy factory's packsing the PP cotton of the material and turns on the loose dedicated device to the toy mainly, Can reach the high yield, efficiently with enery-conserving security of fine quality. It is that the comparatively advanced PP cotton open loose equipment on the market at present" |
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Harry Paget Flashman |
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I think Huan is an engineer. Maybe she can simplify this for us. If not, perhaps someone will be willing to step forward and use logic...kind of like rendering down offal for soap.
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huanthehound |
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Keep your hands out of the guards, lubricate moving parts, hire a Chinese to operate it for best results.
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gran mal ceasar |
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Except for the guards part it sounds like a how-to manual for sex on the cheap. It also sounds as boring as something you would do in school involving audio/visual aids or textbooks. Joyless.
Have been dreamed it must be superficially delicious if Curry and Udon eaten at home got together with.
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xxclueless192 |
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I was at Yellow Mountain in China and we saw this sign:
Notice to Tourists 1. Please do not Enjoy the views While walking! 2. Smoking is prohibited on the way! (..what about when you get there?) 3. Don't flirt monkeys by feedine. (my family's favorite =] ) 4. Be cantious in thunderstorm. 5. Mind your steps in rain and snow. Nonetheless, I love China =) haha |
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jmcc |
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Please, you are clue me...What IS proper method the monkey flirt?
Heavens!
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