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 WinterGnat |
Either Or Game |
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Posts: 4899 (02/16/06 18:58:07) Banned User |
I'll ask a question that has a yes or no answer. You have to answer it yes or no. No explanations, no hedges, no excuses. Then you ask one. The game works best if the question is difficult or embarrassing. Trick questions like, "Do you still beat your wife?" or trick answers like, "Yes or no" are disqualified.
Ready? Do you love your country as much as you love your family? |
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Harry Paget Flashman |
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Posts: 10259 (02/16/06 19:14:28) {9}Giant Big Man Club{9} |
Yes.
Have you ever coveted your neighbor's riding lawnmower? Cachez ce testicule que je ne saurais voir!
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WinterGnat |
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Posts: 4899 (02/16/06 19:35:15) Banned User |
No.
Have you ever had the crabs? |
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Harry Paget Flashman |
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Posts: 10259 (02/16/06 19:45:00) {9}Giant Big Man Club{9} |
Yes. (Figured only way to keep thread from dying was to handle this one myself. Messina '68, Tunis '69)
Have you ever had a job description that had the words "_sshole" and "in charge" in it? Cachez ce testicule que je ne saurais voir!
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WinterGnat |
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Posts: 4899 (02/16/06 19:57:42) Banned User |
(Albany '82)
No. Have you ever prayed to God to just save your ass this one time and you'd be good from here on in? |
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Harry Paget Flashman |
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Posts: 10259 (02/16/06 20:37:26) {9}Giant Big Man Club{9} |
Yes. (3 day Ouzo hangover-Greece '68. Mines '71. Lost power in aircraft-South China Sea '73. Gun shot '74. Chemical attack & mines '91. Tossed in air by angry cow '93. Kidney stones '91 & '96....God knows me for the liar I am.)
Have you ever lusted after Marie (or Donnie) Osmond? Cachez ce testicule que je ne saurais voir!
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Harry Paget Flashman |
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Posts: 10259 (02/16/06 20:46:00) {9}Giant Big Man Club{9} |
(Question to self...Have you ever answered a yes or no question with a simple yes or no and no explanations, hedges or excuses?
Not lately.) Cachez ce testicule que je ne saurais voir!
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jmcc |
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Posts: 8674 (02/16/06 22:03:26) {7}Feel Enjoy!{7} |
No!
Have you ever chosen NOT to cheat on your SO, even though you really wanted to at the time? |
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WinterGnat |
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Posts: 4899 (02/17/06 12:34:10) Banned User |
Hell yes!
Have you ever been arrested? |
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Percy Dovetonsils |
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Posts: 1766 (02/17/06 16:22:56) *Daily Spice Daily* |
No.
Have you ever mix and matched corduroy and patent leather? La meilleure vengeance c'est de mener une bonne vie.
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WinterGnat |
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Posts: 4899 (02/17/06 16:51:22) Banned User |
No.
Do you believe in life after death? |
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Bopomofo |
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Posts: 744 (02/17/06 17:33:20) Primitive Cool |
No. Have you ever purchased or been in possession of a Lief Garrett album? |
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maneki neko |
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Posts: 5208 (02/17/06 17:49:14) ****Realizing Poopularity**** |
No.
Have you actually paid good money to enter a theater and see a "Deuce Bigalow" film? =^_^=
AAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIAAAAAAAAAAEEEEEEEE! IT IS MOVING AND IT SEES US "Lets' doing the Monkey with me!" DO NOT GO IN The ATTIC! EVEN IF ATTIC OF SEXY, NOT TO GO IN! WATCHOUT OF A WASP ALSO! AND NOT MAKE LICK OF IT! DO YOU CAUTION NOT TO TOUCH THE HOT PIE!!! THIS IS WARNING OF YOU! |
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WinterGnat |
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Posts: 4899 (02/17/06 18:05:32) Banned User |
No.
Did you ever own a copy of Meet the Monkees ? |
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Lord Fahruz |
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Posts: 6763 (02/17/06 19:50:10) {6}Happy Whip{6} |
No.
George W. Bush: great president or the greatest president? Answer yes for the first alternative, no for the second.  -=More Engrish, Flancais, Gelman and Itarian at www.fahruz.org =- (last updated 10.09.05) May the Fahrz be with you!! |
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rince1wind |
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Posts: 3684 (02/17/06 20:18:20) **Let's Enjoy With Me** |
No, No, No, and No.
Do you think that the greatest car you could possibly own and drive is a Hummer? Even though it gets about a quarter mile per gallon of gasoline? |
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jmcc |
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Posts: 8674 (02/17/06 20:29:51) {7}Feel Enjoy!{7} |
[Interjection: Shoot. I'd really REALLY meant to add that my question was for anybody EXCEPT WG, because everybody knows his answer already. And then I forgot. So of course he answered. So I didn't learn anything new and interesting about somebody. Darn my stupid brain.
 WG, don't you DARE try to find something aimed at you in this post!] |
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Harry Paget Flashman |
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Posts: 10259 (02/17/06 21:06:24) {9}Giant Big Man Club{9} |
No.
Do you own a handgun? Cachez ce testicule que je ne saurais voir!
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Lord Fahruz |
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Posts: 6763 (02/18/06 01:03:25) {6}Happy Whip{6} |
No.
Did you ever announce that you'd be absent from the boards for a while just to have people wish you a friendly goodbye and a warm welcome back on your return? -=More Engrish, Flancais, Gelman and Itarian at www.fahruz.org =- (last updated 10.09.05) May the Fahrz be with you!! |
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WinterGnat |
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Posts: 4899 (02/18/06 09:19:15) Banned User |
[jmcc: We must be strong. For my wife.]
No. Would you like to see my histology? Edited to remove references to LF's recreational activities. |
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Harry Paget Flashman |
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Posts: 10259 (02/18/06 12:20:55) {9}Giant Big Man Club{9} |
No.
Moving right along...do you supersize your drive-thru order? Cachez ce testicule que je ne saurais voir!
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