Hi peopie!
The Lard is back in the land of the far Yeast with more fat and greasy stuff to satiate your appetite for original and authentic Engrish. Yep, there I go again, digging deep inside the strata of Engrish earth to ferret out those little gems for your topmost! of! Engrish! enjoyings! on! down!
The purpose of this forum -or rather brog as the name says- is to relate funny/odd/entertaining experiences in Japan related to (but not exclusively) Engrish. Generally speaking I'd like to post stories which I find interesting enough to share and which I hope you will also enjoy reading. These brogs will cover Engrish encounters, cultural and language aspects (among others) of Japanese society. Those who have lived in Japan for a long time will surely chuckle at some of these anecdotes recalling their own experience and the others hopefully will get a taste of Japanese culture and life-style. If this forum can also serve as a demonstrative example to show the "illiterate morons" one-time trolls that this board is anything but what they believe it to be then that's also a good reason why I should do this.
By no means do I intend to limit this forum to my own monological babble and I welcome other people's reactions, comments and personal tales. The only condition, which in fact prevails for the whole board, is that the members belong to one (or both) of the following categories:
(sexless LG![0]](http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/alien.gif)
gets a special "honoured alien" permit)
Or even:
So if you happen to be a fine vessel proudly flying the flag of the Holy Cragstan please drift towards the shores of tanoshii Engrishbrogland. Let's superiorize the happy rife of brogging fun with me!!
よろしくお願いします。
yoroshiku onegai shimasu.
Your Lard Fohruz
The Lard is back in the land of the far Yeast with more fat and greasy stuff to satiate your appetite for original and authentic Engrish. Yep, there I go again, digging deep inside the strata of Engrish earth to ferret out those little gems for your topmost! of! Engrish! enjoyings! on! down!
The purpose of this forum -or rather brog as the name says- is to relate funny/odd/entertaining experiences in Japan related to (but not exclusively) Engrish. Generally speaking I'd like to post stories which I find interesting enough to share and which I hope you will also enjoy reading. These brogs will cover Engrish encounters, cultural and language aspects (among others) of Japanese society. Those who have lived in Japan for a long time will surely chuckle at some of these anecdotes recalling their own experience and the others hopefully will get a taste of Japanese culture and life-style. If this forum can also serve as a demonstrative example to show the "illiterate morons" one-time trolls that this board is anything but what they believe it to be then that's also a good reason why I should do this.
By no means do I intend to limit this forum to my own monological babble and I welcome other people's reactions, comments and personal tales. The only condition, which in fact prevails for the whole board, is that the members belong to one (or both) of the following categories:
(sexless LG
gets a special "honoured alien" permit)Or even:
So if you happen to be a fine vessel proudly flying the flag of the Holy Cragstan please drift towards the shores of tanoshii Engrishbrogland. Let's superiorize the happy rife of brogging fun with me!!
よろしくお願いします。
yoroshiku onegai shimasu.
Your Lard Fohruz
). 
