French women
French fries (gross)
La Tour Eiffel--It's the ugliest thing on the planet. What the hell is wrong with you people?
The Leaning Tower of Pisa--and normally I LIKE Baroque baptisteries
Henry David Thoreau--Dude used to take his laundry to his mother...
Swiss hospitality
Whistler's Mother
Anything else by Whistler
Jaws
ET
Field of Dreams--If I build i t will you SHUT UP?
Mark Twain
Balboa
Copernicus--DOH!
Lawrance of Arabia (the guy, not the film)
Going to the moon
Sorry, but Walter Cronkite
Hey, I said I was sorry...
Salman Rushdie



