Dr. Super Love, please help me! I just don't want a job. I'm so fantastically lazy, Doctor! I've recently quit my last job, and am spiralling downward into a sort of blissful existence involving beer, video games, the internet and rock and roll. I have no money, and food is becoming scarce. My degree is useless, and I'm going back for another one because I have little common sense. I enjoy idleness so completely, I cannot foresee a day when I will want to go back to the 9-5 gig. Should I do anything, or just wait until my credit cards are no longer at 0% and I have to find employment? You are wise, is there something else out there that would suit me? Any other viewpoints would also be appreciated.
"Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids all over the world, I can't help but cry. I mean I'd love to be skinny like that, but not with all those flies and death and stuff."