Take a TV show or movie and recast it with Engrishfriends. It's fun! It's easy! It annoys people!
For example, Gilligan's Island:
Skipper: Harry Paget Flashman. Bears rank well. Probably sleeps in a hammock.
Gilligan: Coffeebot or Marlfoxprince. Whomever Harry prefers to flagellate with his hat.
Mary Ann: Maneki Neko. Seething sensuality beneath a frail veneer of "nice girl" charm.
Ginger: Percy Dovetonsils Most agile in stiletto heels.
Professor: WinterGnat. Would benefit most from a long weekend int he real world.
Mr. Howell: EWM. Handles power well and likes to drink tropical cocktails through a straw.
"Lovie" Howell: jmcc Sorry jimmy--process of elimination.
The Silence of the Lambs:
Hannibal Lector: Dr. SuperLove, Ph.D.: Appreciates a good chianti.
Agent Starling: GroundedSidhe. Struggling between the sting of righteousness and the allure of evil.
Fiendish cross-dresser: Sorry Percy. The site needs more diversity.
The girl in the pit: Marlfoxprince. Can the President of EZ Board rescue him in time?
The Exorcist:
Satan (Pazuzu): Lord Fahruz. He's a Dickens.
The little girl: GroundedSidhe. Making a clear commitment to the allure of evil.
The old priest: WinterGnat. Talks a good game, but takes a heart attack as soon as the pea soup starts to fly.
The young Priest: Marlfoxprince: Has that effect on everyone.
For example, Gilligan's Island:
Skipper: Harry Paget Flashman. Bears rank well. Probably sleeps in a hammock.
Gilligan: Coffeebot or Marlfoxprince. Whomever Harry prefers to flagellate with his hat.
Mary Ann: Maneki Neko. Seething sensuality beneath a frail veneer of "nice girl" charm.
Ginger: Percy Dovetonsils Most agile in stiletto heels.
Professor: WinterGnat. Would benefit most from a long weekend int he real world.
Mr. Howell: EWM. Handles power well and likes to drink tropical cocktails through a straw.
"Lovie" Howell: jmcc Sorry jimmy--process of elimination.
The Silence of the Lambs:
Hannibal Lector: Dr. SuperLove, Ph.D.: Appreciates a good chianti.
Agent Starling: GroundedSidhe. Struggling between the sting of righteousness and the allure of evil.
Fiendish cross-dresser: Sorry Percy. The site needs more diversity.
The girl in the pit: Marlfoxprince. Can the President of EZ Board rescue him in time?
The Exorcist:
Satan (Pazuzu): Lord Fahruz. He's a Dickens.
The little girl: GroundedSidhe. Making a clear commitment to the allure of evil.
The old priest: WinterGnat. Talks a good game, but takes a heart attack as soon as the pea soup starts to fly.
The young Priest: Marlfoxprince: Has that effect on everyone.
