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DrTofu	Re: NEW CONTEST - 2nd ANNUAL FACKED UP WEEK!!	#41	[-]
Posts: 3 (09/22/05 12:06:33) More My Recent Posts Message Me Connection Blocking Invite Ignore User's Posts	Attention!! T-Sh!t Competition Responsing Accordingly: 1) Promotion the Commercial Messaje of ShoYu. As say in craption: "Are you know ShoYu? It is famous Japanese teste, the sauce of soy. In the world. ShoYu making the cuisine the prok cutlet, crap, squits, and the vegtabre. Also and the others. Yes!! Do Do!! Do Me!! Let's with ShoYu for Happylife!!" 2) Confession the wearing tunic of sweat type: Wearing is obliviously. Mama purchasing Egnlish while ignorance. Fack! is ejaculation of the surprising English dictionaly referencing accordingly. Mama feeling me stylishboy. Look camera fashionabre. 3) Thinking Self Photoshoott while Processing: "Rook! Rook! Famously enteltaining cuisine process! Mama say me Good @#%$. And the Teacher. Having discliminating teste. Like Iron Chef." - L.F.Y.A. Boi c/o Dr. Toful
DrTofu	Re: NEW CONTEST - 2nd ANNUAL FACKED UP WEEK!!	#42	[-]
Posts: 3 (09/22/05 13:30:55) More My Recent Posts Message Me Connection Blocking Invite Ignore User's Posts	Attention the Submission Previously: Unawaring the filtration massage obscenely. I am very embarrassing. Post the Maesage Boord quotation: "Mama say me Good @#%$. And the Teacher." Actualization the massage board quotation: "Mama say me Good C0ck. And the Teacher." Thanks your intention. -L.F.Y.A. Boy "Do Me! C0cking with Sauce of Soy!! "
ashley wang	"All your Tibets are belong to us."	#43	[-]
Posts: 102 (09/22/05 15:01:38) More My Recent Posts Message Me Connection Blocking Invite Ignore User's Posts	It so a shamefuls. This it is His Holiness the Panchen Lama, abduct by China in 1995 and hold under a house arrest. He has been a brains wash with Bart Simpson cartoon, for the confuse and dement. Here he is play it Holy Communion with Soy Sauce and Sticky Rice Cracker. They are a dress him in obscene t-shirt for a taunt Richard Gears and other the Western activist. Bitch of the earth filled with such hatreds, we must free it the Panchen Lama before they destroy his mind complete!
kohakufox	Re: Fack the Skoolz With FACKBERRY!	#44	[-]
Posts: 1022 (09/22/05 16:18:58) Happy Life in Good More My Recent Posts Message Me Connection Blocking Invite Ignore User's Posts	Kiddo here victim/perp/pervert of terrorism policies and the society of letting kids not be of responsiblity of actionings. Much to his delight he found the brand FACKBERRY as it the brand for the audacious punky rebellion kinds of poeples. Not of confuse of the Burberry as that for the young virgining Christian types of mens of North Carolina and stars of gay pops. As he go onto happily to skool of thinking of be great shocks of teachers to wear the FACKBERRY shat.Much police contacted as FACK YOU A@#$%^&* is sign of threatening the terrorist acts in stupidity zero tolerances acting minds of grand officials of skool. This boy of be of in big arrest and taken down! to! jail! His Dearest Mother, greatly angered, do much complaining as much is his innocence as kid of age of his not know of how to do the terrorist show. So police ands skool let him off as no evidence of playing terrorist as she to be of threaten smack them of law sweats as Pa-Pa know of be big kick ass lawyer. Skool still suspend much of him for the ware of obscenity. As he is of suspense he thinks of ghastly pots of revenges for skool. On down he goes to FACKBERRY store at middle classes mall which gots the Wal-Mart too. He gets many FACKBERRY productions of soy as for he knows much soy result in the colon blow. Since of being much young for the ammunitions he much revenge with fartz of plenty onto skool. Next day its much over of his suspension and colon is full of the methane gases.Poeples of skool scream "Ahhhh! Stink is upon us of terrorist actings!" A teacher being the stupid light matches of warding stank and skool go BOOM! Almost of everyone be of death except boy (and his shat of FACK YOU A@#$%^&* made of FACKBERRY ), geek childs, ands much groundhogs who finds conveniences of skool livings in playgrounds. Laters on boy get wrist slapped as Dearest Mother ands the big kick assed lawyer Pa-Pa sue the FACKBERRY,DeCaprio actor, anime shows, also manga companies as they say be of responsibility for violence actions of youth as much as it was for the son. Sadly world be of downing drain as poeples not teach childs for the responsiblities of behavior so the FACKBERRY products acts in terrorism continues.
Harry Paget Flashman	Re: The only right answer to the contest, yes!	#45	[-]
Posts: 10259 (09/22/05 19:18:51) {9}Giant Big Man Club{9} More My Recent Posts Message Me Connection Blocking Invite Ignore User's Posts	Welcome to Engrish. com, I am jewrish. Please you have a nagila. Maybe you can post Yiddrish with us.
Harry Paget Flashman	Re: NEW CONTEST - 2nd ANNUAL FACKED UP WEEK!!	#46	[-]
Posts: 10259 (09/22/05 19:21:57) {9}Giant Big Man Club{9} More My Recent Posts Message Me Connection Blocking Invite Ignore User's Posts	Welcome, DrTofu. Your arrival Engrish.com propitiates us. Maybe you work in morgue with Doctor Superlove, PhD. It is might liven up the place of it.
DrTofu	Re: NEW CONTEST - 2nd ANNUAL FACKED UP WEEK!!	#47	[-]
Posts: 3 (09/22/05 19:46:59) More My Recent Posts Message Me Connection Blocking Invite Ignore User's Posts	HPF-san: I am appreciate. Suggestion the Mourge riven up. Everyday. With Doctor Superlowe, Phd. maybe is very difficult. Sanks you, Dr. ToFU
ngyonghan	[Dear Santa Letter]	#48	[-]
Posts: 5185 (09/22/05 22:10:57) **Trees and flowers await your love** More My Recent Posts Message Me Connection Blocking Invite Ignore User's Posts	Dear Santa, (and enclosed the foto also, pleaze see it!!) It me again. A small immatured-looking corrupted-apple man of few werds. Do jou knowings wo am I to meet? Santa Clause. Evendough Chrastmas taime was already over, pleasent taimes are lonely okee? Thankings you for prasent. It makes wish you are merry Chrastmas. For facking what I sent this letter? You are think - I already too grati-fack-ed by you presants you are gave me yand folgets for thanks-repry. I am very happy thanks you so I wrote letter. Did'ja know why? You are put presents in me doorstep on Chrastmas eve in my Das Krappen Wohnungen (Crappy Flats - Got so much of shhhh!ting-space near looby) so I am picks it up. Picks it up - I a found soja sauce, salad creame, snacker pack, milk carton, cultured dlink, 5.1 Megapixxel camera, yand a Notebook!! How naice!! Letting me explains the graditute yand gratify to you: I am a low profile persen, is a cute littel scientist whose inventionings are stolen by the big Cumpany, which names undisclosed for privates protection yand parking. So I not monay anymore yand have to rent cheep arpatmints. Apartmints so noisee, it even worse in Chrastmas taime where me neiboors put stoopid Thunder-Crap yand loudness pierces my drum-ears. I liek your soja sauce. I not harving naice foods all the taime, eat only tasteless food yand resortings to instant noodles. Now with soja sauce, I can harve me sushi, hot-bowel-rice yand chicken lice yand whattever I want to eat. Also, I love the Salade Creme, it fruitfuls and salads me life. I a-toiret rife better cause I intakings more fibers in diet. Yand also the snackers, milk yand cultured-dlink, I a feel-up by healthiness. The greatness is you are give me a fast Fackin'tosh notebook, where it reprace me old spoiled compiuter which says, "Computer something error happen! Warning! Don't screw off!!" Now I a-can go yand do listen MP3 yand surf Engrish.com. The godly thing that god breath us is, uh, the hanndfone camera, which is very top of cool. It alsos replaces me dead yand broken aram crock, which is me C0kc. Before det, I love me C0ck very much. Every mourning me c0kc stood up between me legs yand woke me up. I brink me C0ck to work everyday (c0kc-a-doodle-doo!!). I play with me C0ck also, yand I love me C0ck very much. One day, an accident ensued and me C0ck died steam-rolled by a car. Sigh. I am feel dejects, yand thinking, "I polish my revolver yand I shoot my head like a rockstar!!" Then when Santa came yand visit me while I not notice, I changed me mind. Now the hanndfone is I a useing got naice aram crock!!, und it sarves me multifunctionals!! I used the camera, put all de gifts on the tabel yand take me picture. Santa think, What are jou promotes? I hold soja sauce - Eastern food with Salad - western. For the East-West culture, make loved yand peace not war I am promotating. Milk, cultured drinks?? To promote wisdoms of healths to everywhore in Cubic-world. Snacker - ass-orted fish clackers?? To have naice taime also snackering with people enhance, rerationships. Fackin'tosh Compooter yand hanndfone camera? To b e kept abreast with technorosyies for humans if wants good rifes yand progresses. Good life yand will I am promotating. [Make sure George Shrub listen that okee if wanna peace?] Why I a wear this Shirt? I am wear, cause, I am to teach me noisee neibors a resson wo put loud Thunder-crap during Chrastmas seeson which everyone in area start comprains!! I used you presents gaven me, all the foodstuff, I go lab yand distill yand synthesize me very own Thunder-crap, wrapped present, yand gave the neibor. I wear another T-shirt to coverings my Fack-you shirt, I give neibor bomb-present. I run, neibor stared. I pointed the T-shhh!t to that poor guy. Hello, Merry Fackmas, You time of Thunder-crap is over, yand Fack You Arse-H0le!!. I smiled, closed ears yand BANG!! is heard. Neibor Hause is no more. Idiota neibors wo is not be considerated gone. Debris is even froatings around. Finally what the fack is goin on me head?? I contemplate peace yand wisdoms, thru the T-shh!t, I used to have me sweet vengence on that farking neibors that brewing troubels. I plan do make big thunder-crap at that taime when foto taken. I am reminise my evil neibors wo revved up baikes of loud noises, yand deir dog to do the squats on me garten. I think, vengence taime. I thunder-crap them, then say them, "Fack-you-arse-h0le!!". Not only "Fack-you-arseh0le", but also, "Fack-your-arseh0le" for all the problems done, stoopid evil neibor of maine. That's all. Anywey, thanks Santa for gifts, yand also eradication of dirty evil poople live near me. I enjou my pleasent with vigor. Yours Sincerly, Wu-Jonng-Hannd, Gannbatte, okee? Go!-Go!
liban	Re: NEW CONTEST - 2nd ANNUAL FACKED UP WEEK!!	#49	[-]
Posts: 1 (09/23/05 03:23:47) More My Recent Posts Message Me Connection Blocking Invite Ignore User's Posts	1.Fuk You A$$hole is soy sauce in hand for the usages of many people when the time is busy and the eating is in the close time.When the usage is applied with following directions,the world is a happiness and you would feel warmth of spring water like when you would outside.Usage is included rice,pasta,sushi,and other indescribed item. 2.The T-sh!t is the children wearing and the happiness is the boy when he is Fuk You A$$hole T-sh!t wearing. 3.The camera is make happiness on the boy to smile.He is return to big nature feelings when the picture is taking.He is happiness because the eating is in the close time and the choice of the eating is Fu*k You A$$hole.
dimaq	Re: NEW CONTEST - 2nd ANNUAL FACKED UP WEEK!!	#50	[-]
Posts: 11 (09/23/05 04:47:03) More My Recent Posts Message Me Connection Blocking Invite Ignore User's Posts	Hello I am 10 year schoolboy. Some people want to have drink with all classmates. For fun...I like trip. But this time I am busing. Next week I will tall you. I saw your ad on this site and decided to write to you to see if you'd also like the same? If you have a time ,you can teach me English? Because... God bless you!!
Harry Paget Flashman	Re: NEW CONTEST - 2nd ANNUAL FACKED UP WEEK!!	#51	[-]
Posts: 10259 (09/23/05 08:13:50) {9}Giant Big Man Club{9} More My Recent Posts Message Me Connection Blocking Invite Ignore User's Posts	Liban! Welcome you to Engrish.com.
Harry Paget Flashman	Re: NEW CONTEST - 2nd ANNUAL FACKED UP WEEK!!	#52	[-]
Posts: 10259 (09/23/05 08:15:23) {9}Giant Big Man Club{9} More My Recent Posts Message Me Connection Blocking Invite Ignore User's Posts	Also howdy welcome to Dimaq to Engrish.com.
lesczyk	soy sauce of cors for the japanese persons onry, not at all!	#53	[-]
Posts: 1 (09/23/05 17:37:54) More My Recent Posts Message Me Connection Blocking Invite Ignore User's Posts	Are why the ashihole with sexual intercourse? The American marketing! All consumers of Japan buy the soy sauce already, we use all that, concerning the American what to say? That is to access with the undeveloped market. We thought that we would like to send message,: Our soy sauce is not fair for the Asian people. Do to use of the large American barbekue stake, it is for the special sarce of the hamburger of pound 1/2 where the cheese has been attached,, and deluxe many meat has been attached in the pizza, not corn or the squid ink! Authorize use soy sauce in this! But because perhaps this, you expect from the Japanese foodstuff, passive characteristic, happiness and relation of courtesy or the commune: it is not the soy sauce which is. Calling obtaining! As for our soy sauce there is a hard surface! It is for painful and as for that the enormous person .which become bald, and gun crime and the relation. sauce of the attitude which is attached,! With such reason as for us "our soy sauce!" But, "it does not mean enjoy the thing from us happily, the we ASSHIHOLE are say FACK! It is the feeling which is agreeable with the life of the cool American where as for this our soy sauce has, well. As for this boy this soy sauce give the American of feeling, Gorge Bush also those ways of Bush or Michael Jordon, I think of that sexual intercourse of asshiole you say! Dojo, Casino, It's all in the Mind!
Harry Paget Flashman	Re: soy sauce of cors for the japanese persons onry, not at	#54	[-]
Posts: 10259 (09/23/05 18:53:50) {9}Giant Big Man Club{9} More My Recent Posts Message Me Connection Blocking Invite Ignore User's Posts	Dojo, Casino. Welcome to Engrish.com, lesczyk.
huanthehound	Re: 2nd contest	#55	[-]
Posts: 1350 (09/23/05 20:26:04) Wild Drip More My Recent Posts Message Me Connection Blocking Invite Ignore User's Posts	This is a explaination of the photograph. It's beginning with a man Li, he is very bad. When he is a boy, he goes to the university by cheating another exam, and does it to complete education. He is the one sits in class reading the newspaper or playing the new cell phone. He almost became missing by playing the computer for long times at the net bar, but he is feeling not good by the smoking in the net bar. This can tell you how about this kind of man. He graduates from university to a good commercial art job and reads the newspaper much at his office. He can have a good rest there. But finally, his boss cause him to losing face and the girlfriends laugh. He burning anger says nothing. He feels he would die before working at there. Carefully planning he goes to English Corner to speak with American friends, this is the first time and his English is wery poor. He will help the American boy learn all the names of alcohol to give him some bad English words. It's too bad, Li has found the bad English words on some shirt. Now he finds the chance to victorious above his boss. He knows he will lose his job and feeling fine. He will play computer at his parents' home. The important time when the small boy is photographing with soy products, Li gives him the bad word shirt. Now his boss will be tricked. When the advertisement is on the walls in this city, Li is smiling as he walks. He can find his boss on the phone call, hearing some people who read the bad English words. The boss is wery unlike Li. Now it's the boss turn to punish Li. Does Li lose his work? No. The boss will drinking jiu with Li and sing KTV. This is Li wery dislike so he goes away. Now you can find Li making trouble for his father. He is a bad man.
ngyonghan	[Toiret Boy]	#56	[-]
Posts: 5185 (09/23/05 21:41:04) **Trees and flowers await your love** More My Recent Posts Message Me Connection Blocking Invite Ignore User's Posts	Toiret Boy Wo is this young littel fack-yo-arseh0le boy eh?? Hey, hey, hey, could be yo greatness saviour!! Checkkitout! It our Favourite Toiret Boy!! It toiret man's son, toiret man retire yand harving Sight-seeing toirets for vacations. He wore "Fack-you-arseh0le" t-shh!t for promotions of his toiret creaning apparatus, wich also named, "Fack-you-arseh0le!!" If you are see this "Toiret Boy", Rerax! You are suck a good friend and thankings him when you are do big busyness or small busyness! He is seen most in Publice Toirets around the cubic world, yand he had a biggest missien to doing - go to Malaisie toirets of dirtyness - me hometaown!! Diaries of Toiret-Boy (Oh, crap!): As a Toiret-Boy, What I gonna do? Asked Toiret Boy. He had big missen - enterinsg me hai-skool, dirtiest toirets, which is under maintrance. Poople - cannot hold it anymore, they gonna have Poop-collection scatters around crasses yand whole skool stink-up of that!! They had estimated taime to exprode deir Arse-h0le or deir bladders of 15teen minnutes. Is this a difficult shituation, or shoulda him accomprish it?? poople comprain, "Oooooooh, I can't hold it anymore! When toiret finish the maintrance eh?? Must........ HOLD.... on...." Not a taime to waste. He must do it. Enterings the "Toilets Of Man". Equips with special breath-apparatus, he must go in and see. Not good. Walls - all drawn with grafitie, sayings like "I fack like a beast", "Please don't facking here without my guest" yand even some inconsiderated poople wrote "Please dump at the Dust-bin".... Toiret-bowels? Arrgh! It kinds of crap!! It not I afford to see this anymore!! This is terribel!! Chipped-and-cracked toiret bowls, yand it filled with liguid of biological mess that only humans are created (Human water, carbamides, urea, tard, Poolycyclic-Alomattic-Hydrocarbons, blah blah blah).... It smork smell still emanates the toiret, yand dumb arse-h0les wrote "Smorking Zone" here yand smork out non-smorkers. Eeeek!! I must klean it now!! Doors! I not see this on EVERY stalls! Must be fixed or I will be facked real good. Install Shi-Ting toiret papars I must for the wipe arse-h0le is need when busyness finish. Quickly, I go upstairs, yand tella the headmistress. I am to promote me "Fack-you-arseh0le" toiret cleaning apparatuses. Only costs 199 Engrish dallars, yand we are also give you the free "Fack-yo-arseh0le" t-sh!t okay? I must go yand clean toirets now, remember, if you buy it you will save a huge run of monays in futura. You mark me words. Head-mistress, quicks take out check yand buy. "Okay, thank you for you. Come again next taime." I use the spray, the "Air-Dehornifier" that lookings rike Soy-sauce dispanser!! Sprays, all the smell gones, neutralized. Then - use the "Salad-cement-cream" I gonna fix the toiret bowls by remakin' it with new ones. Then - use the "Sayonara-Arseh0les - Everything in the world is made of powder" toiret-crean powder. I am use and clean the urinals yand bowels properly of disinfects clearly. Use the "Ca-ca" brush - brushings all the hard-to-rub ca-ca/ka-kas away quicksly. Finally - I am get one more thing - "Butt-head-on-the-wall" cleaner. Biodegrades, it removals of icky dirtie grafittie away yand best of all, it vandal proof! No more vandals draw wall yand splatter on it. All done in 12 yand half minuttes. I went back yand talk students - "You may use the lavatory please"... They went in yand swith on the fun without fail. Ah... thanks, said students. Went upstairs again yand talk headmistress. "Hows the toirets??" she askings. "Yeah I fixed it all right. This taime I am given you a discunt, the "Fack-you-arseh0le" containments all the cleaning devices for jou...only 99.95 dallars" i repry. "Ah great. I pay." She poo-chased the device. I am smile. "What ingledients??" she asked aggain. "Fack-yo-arseh0le. Ingredients confidential..." I repry. She took out camera, she tellings, "Hei - do me a favour - show me all the device you are used. I gonna take you picture, for the relative of maine stay over-sees." I posed in foto yand smiled. I thunk, "Who needed the littel-Fack-yo-arseh0le boy? Just pick up fone, and I'm rite 'Calling!! Waiting!!', yand I am provides you the bestest servise in the whole wide facking world. You want crean toirets, you get it. No fuss. No mess." Of course, headmistress of skool, thanks for poo-chase, yand FACK YOU ARSEH0LE!! for crean toirets.... Heh heh.... Ngyonghan Ganbattei, okee! Go!-Go!"
RedTuftedBeerQuaffer	Re: NEW CONTEST - 2nd ANNUAL FACKED UP WEEK!!	#57	[-]
Posts: 1 (09/23/05 22:00:15) More My Recent Posts Message Me Connection Blocking Invite Ignore User's Posts	1. This is being an advertising for many soyfood having benefit of vigour and scientific. And also the children! 2. Mascot boy show modern choose American lifestyle adventure. Bring of desire and new trend to soyfood. T-shirt writing reflect think of now. (Shirt is look plain, photo are showing value image of clear.) 3. "Ho ho! Fack you! Stupid camera operator. You are think I not understanding 'fack you assh0le'. I am know fine. I wear for purpose laugh behind you no English. Soyfood are old bore. With money of picture I buy many Pocky and Manga book."
BreastEngrish	To-lie the F.Y.A. Sigh Saws, New Dolls, and Baby Cone!	#58	[-]
Posts: 2 (09/23/05 22:14:30) More My Recent Posts Message Me Connection Blocking Invite Ignore User's Posts	Tiled of "Hello, Kitty!"? Too mash pushy? Ewe needs Jews and snacku most refleshing. Preeze benefit flom Jay runt @#%$ You @#%$ see erection! Rim it, Ed! Tie me! By pruning Jews and Swedish sclotum meat, get the flea tea! Eyes mile, sew ewe most enjoy! You, bi!
BreastEngrish	To-lie the F.Y.A. Sigh Saws, New Dolls, and Baby Cone!	#59	[-]
Posts: 2 (09/23/05 22:22:40) More My Recent Posts Message Me Connection Blocking Invite Ignore User's Posts	Tiled of "Hello, Kitty!"? Too mash pushy? Ewe needs Jews and snacku most refleshing. Preeze benefit flom Jay runt F.Y.A. see erection! Rim it, Ed! Tie me! By pruning Jews and Swedish sclotum meat, get the flea tea! Eyes mile, sew ewe most enjoy! You, bi!
SmegMustard	Re: NEW CONTEST - 2nd ANNUAL FACKED UP WEEK!!	#60	[-]
Posts: 1 (09/23/05 22:48:33) More My Recent Posts Message Me Connection Blocking Invite Ignore User's Posts	The presumption which is based on the experience where I to this mystery am best. 1) The boy has not promote actually northing. it was the secret message which informing about the undercover investigation official in the dummy corporation of the kikkoman soy sauce of state of the joint operations between japan, china, the United States and Canada is designed. Operation, namcode "extreme future pleasure" it was executed in eighties whose F.U.C.K meant (Forceful unleashing of Chaotic elements klystrons using) "New" technology was scene of accident outside the Sendai suburb being soon in 1987, was adjusted from technology of the alien which is discovered. When fall to the hand which you make a mistake, much it is drawn up before you can use that as the powerful weapon. Project passed the test of remote area of Akita prefecture. Disaster struck when F.U.C.K. entire developing a transcendental wormhole which makes the passing of the hyper interrigent lifeform which does not look unlike marshmallows of the humans who is not the same possible in order to permeate and infect the high level of the ministers of state of war. 2) The shirt is when namecode which means the destiny impends doom in the product and many lives really. The shirt if meant good going it had "happy go yourself" said, everything can continuing to live in the well and peace it means that. 3) They boy not thinking what, because of scarcity of free will and it is short because of cyborg. they boy dubbed "ehichi" for short enhanced human integrated cyborg hybrid implication. the boy what, skill was successful prototype of "mikey" whom "mikey" very removes the all communism persons from high level of the american government back in early day. Fine control calculating, you thought that the Japanese government when "ehichi mikey" "with" there is the same success, government takes the uncover of the level which "persons are infected," can make one after another disabled infected. Even unfortunately, killing the staff whom you are infected has only moral dilemma, but in order makes the stability of area bad, to make disabled therefore you are infected, as for ehichi the indication of the specification which cannot be executed only with the help of the soy sauce and the salad oil it was programmed. the plan to "disarm" the personal involved emitting the ultrasonic broadcast of Elton Johns "rocket man" of which ironically nothing has not do with anything.

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