CONTEST - 2nd ANNUAL FACKED UP WEEK - SINNERS ANNOUNCED!
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 Lord Fahruz |
My Facking Life | ||
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Posts: 6763 (09/23/05 22:49:44) {6}Happy Whip{6} |
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engrishwebmaster |
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Posts: 2145 (09/24/05 00:13:54) **Charming Junkie** |
Thanks for participating everyone! The mods and I will consult and come back with the weiners over the weekend.
Thanks for your corporation.
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engrishwebmaster |
The Weiners are In!! | ||
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Posts: 2145 (09/25/05 23:35:01) **Charming Junkie** |
I am not sure how proud you should all be of yourselves for being so facked in the head, but here are the winners:
Old Timers (Tie!): - LeBeluga - her mastery of Engrish 2nd to noon - Lard Fabruz - for his chutzpah Newbees (Another Tie!): - Jesusunicorn - because it is always funny to make fun of stupid Americans! - AshleyWang - for the 100th post confusion (and a short but funny post - both #100 and 101) You winners get a free t-shirt of your choice. Please write in to me at webmaster@engrish.com and provide your mailing address and shirt of choice (with size, color, etc.). Honorable Mention: - Ngyonghan - For being the most prolific and earnest Engrisher of them all. - Pounce - For early mastery of Engrish, and a pretty funny post. The honorables get a sticker of their choice (but it would help if you could avoid the Danger! sticker because I think I am out of them right now). Please write in with your mailing address and sticker of your choice. Thank you everyone for happy contestingness! Thanks for your corporation.
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ngyonghan |
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Posts: 5185 (09/26/05 00:03:15) ****Trees and flowers |
Ha ha. Jes, I a becomes honors mentions.... I willa get me stickker of me choice!
  Congraturations to LeBeluga yand LF, jou all, harvings good facked-up Engrish essae... Yand also the newbees dogether! Wao! Heh. LeB, you have funny storie in very first entry, I a tells yand shares me friends about it, they laugh. I laughed rike madly at 1st prace I am to read it. LF, jou too... What's you secret to good Engrishing eh?? Heh heh...
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Lord Fahruz |
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Posts: 6763 (09/26/05 04:46:30) {6}Happy Whip{6} |
No secret. All a credit is Harry, for him provide the contianuus and inexsaustible inspilation. I am grateful for crap material cornucopia (which is a goat horn, (not) by coincidence).
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coffeebot |
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Posts: 6411 (09/26/05 08:10:56) {5}Beware of Safety{5} |
i wish we could have contests ever monthe!
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ashley wang |
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Posts: 102 (09/26/05 12:12:34) |
Heh heh. I'm wear it a crown with facking pride and honor. To the jury, thanks you.
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Harry Paget Flashman |
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Posts: 10259 (09/26/05 12:52:11) {9}Giant Big Man Club{9} |
I am wear crown of thorns with pride
 and honor too.I am having extra bowl of chili and soap tonight and heading for Lord Fahruz Forum tomorrow.  |
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Lord Fahruz |
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Posts: 6763 (09/26/05 16:00:07) {6}Happy Whip{6} |
I am wear protect NBC protractive suit with the gas mask and prepare the decontaminashion system. It is poised for riposte.
Ash, one of the mods was a great fan of yours, screaming your name in large font and all that. He/she even said that he/she was dying to try your wang on a private occasion. I hope things get along well. |
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jesusunicorn |
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Posts: 120 (09/26/05 16:13:19) |
I am now have become the great celebrity with ivy league passions! It cannot be anticipated that I am above all the rest because of the superior Japanese foodstuffs on my hands, and the fatness of the stupid ketchup-sucking amerikans now admiring me. My trainer contains all the messages for you and your grandparents: funk you asholes too!
Now it is for the anticipation of recieving a WHOLE NEW WARDROBE from mr. tinytool engrishman owner and contest macdaddy! Please wash my free winning shirts and clothings so as to arrive with fewer ketchup stains, and the fewer the better! If fried chicken is your next thing, try wasabi with your fatboy mayonaises created by ME! p.s. where are my new wardrobes? I want one of each colours and autographed! |
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ngyonghan |
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Posts: 5185 (09/26/05 21:04:42) ****Trees and flowers |
Ja, you are deserves a naice T-shirt from Engrish.com...
You are speek good Engrish yand likes poking fun too! Hah hah hah... [Did they send you to Disneyland anyway??]
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sisserydoo |
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Posts: 1118 (09/27/05 03:17:49) *Dont touch my soul* |
Congrudulation on all tops of weiners!!!
Enjoy your winment with style and poop! ECOLOGY of the elephant
Huge body, Long nose, big ear, and tucks are the elephant's chalacteristic.  |
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rince1wind |
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Posts: 3684 (09/27/05 22:33:23) **Let's Enjoy With Me** |
I am disappointing that not winning, but okay okay, other peoples ideas are very insitefuru and happy for me too. I riking them rots.
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ngyonghan |
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Posts: 5185 (09/27/05 22:36:49) ****Trees and flowers |
Ah, that's oh-kay actually. You are to try that at next taime, perhaps when opportunities to coming. Maybe the Facked-up contest happen every jear annuals!! Worry no more, there's still contests to come actuals! Try your best yand guts anyway! Enjou your pleasent with joy! Heh heh...
[Hei, where's LeBelooga? I am want to congraturate her but she is not in rite now... I am laugh like mad the first taime her essae I are read on 1st day of contest. You can prize this have and deserves, LeB... Heh heh... ]
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Lord Fahruz |
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Posts: 6763 (09/28/05 03:56:17) {6}Happy Whip{6} |
LeB is seasoning her maki.
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Le Beluga |
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Posts: 1313 (09/29/05 06:57:41) *Dab At Life* |
That it right... I'm season of many SPICEY into my maki...
Forgive you the lateness: I am hardly to finding time of eats and sleepytime. So nowly I expless myserf, the time has came: YAY! THANK! MUCHLY! And a congratumalation of LF , our Lardship, handsome as life and all a other weiners like our selfs, who are the funnest persons around. We fun you long time!  |
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Lord Fahruz |
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Posts: 6763 (09/29/05 07:22:46) {6}Happy Whip{6} |
Ah te v'la enfin espce de feignasse de grosse baleine! On a failli attendre, comme dirait l'autre. Ciboire de calice de tabarnak!
 We are welcum achivements and deserved prizements of everyboody. We are wish it the more ass iduous presence of a whale. |
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Le Beluga |
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Posts: 1313 (09/29/05 07:39:29) *Dab At Life* |
Fais chier, Seigneur! Osti que tu me tapes sur les nerfs, maudit bourgeois marde!
 There will be a presence of me to be achieve in the regular way. This place is my enjou, I never ret you down; we make hot toilet love (it precious me) |
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Lord Fahruz |
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Posts: 6763 (09/29/05 07:50:50) {6}Happy Whip{6} |
Hey le dbris de prpuce! Espce de crisse de fefi de clisse! Tu veux une mornifle su l'bord d'la yeule? Ben tiens! PAF!. Ton pd d'hamster ne te parlera plus en sachant que t'es une ciboire de plote de jument avec une telle face de cul que a fait des traces de brakes dans ta tuque! Je me masturbe la vision de te labourer le scrotum avec mon Garden Claw en premire partie d'un spectacle de Michel Louvain aprs t'avoir tatou des ptales de marguerites autour des nipples. Va te faire injecter de l'Antiflogestine dans l'urtre avec un gun Mono!
Ton Seigneur qui t'attend de pnis ferme.
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Le Beluga |
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Posts: 1313 (09/29/05 08:14:51) *Dab At Life* |
Veux-tu qu'on aille rgler a dehors?
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