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la demande gnrale, here's another one.

About a week ago, two girls walk into the store and go straight for the makeup section, acting like they need a fix really really bad. We realized immediately that they were on coke or some cocktail that includes it.

Now, let me tell you about the makeup section. About 500 people everyday put their dirty fingers in those "try me" lipbalms, on those mascara wands, on the eyeliners etc. Fingers that have touched Dog-knows-what. Fingers that were holding the poles in the metro - those same poles on which scientists have found everything from e-coli to bodily fluids - or even some other poles in sketchy areas of town. The testers are to be used on hands. I thought that was a basic hygiene rule that you just can't trust the public with those things, and that you should use your hands and arms to try on stuff.

The two girls, damaged clones of Paris and Nicole, start puting on makeup like their lives depend on it. They put every color of every item on, stopping only to smudge some goo off from their racoon eyes and make room for some more. Lipstick, liquid eye liner, pencils, mascara, eyeshadow, bronzer, glitter, powders... every dirty, fishy, smelly thing. They do this for 30 minutes, while the three of us stand there laughing hard right in their faces, hating ourselves for not having a VHS to later watch the store security tape in.

Then they start trying on perfume. They start jumping around like monkeys, losing their balance, trying to get a spray of cologne in those hard-to-reach places like the crotch and armpits. One of the girls' boobs pops out of her sweater. I kid you not. This is real. This actually happened.

As they finally exited the store, we gave them a polite goodbye and wished them both a happy conjunctivitis. They will forever be remembered, as none of us to this day has dared touch one of tose testers again.

They wer indeed puting like the putains they wer! How very cleverful you are Fuzzy; you are anal-ize my feel so accurate.

I work on bizziestest street of Montleal, and yes, they is possible sampling. YUCK, though. Very ick. They samples, they are use for the smelling, for the texture test purpoises, for the lookfeel of they. But NOT to using on the self into vurnerabre area!

Everything is sample, everywhore, Ngyonghan. I'M admit of being repulse easily... I went to a BeneFit counter latery, and the lady say "I try on you lids, you see how nicely!" and I go... NNo no, thankful. I buy it and deal with mine mistake if I do a dislike.